I wish that everything that touched me turned into melting butter. Sentient butter with fully functioning nerve systems that will allow them to feel the agony of their new skinless and unprotected buttery selves melting and wasting away.
[2
+3] It is done. You monster. (And you're unhindered by being butter Midas.)
I wish that everyone, everywhere, was cloned, and said clone would become evil.
[2
+3] Everyone now has an evil clone. They mostly have the same goals as their original selves.
I wish for the space-city AI to become a god
[3
+3] You grant the city AI (and their evil clone) the status of Gods of Justice, which comes with the ability to rewrite criminal law to their whims. The world is plunged into authoritarianism overnight.
Can I preserve my wish?
Also: While the Russian military are disorganized, take control as leader and kill all that stand in my way. But mostly take control. Peacefully.
[4 vs. 2] You seize the means of governance, securing your hold of the Moscow area as China moves in to seize the remaining Russian nukes.
Being enslaved actually serves my purposes.
I wish for complete control over organic biological systems, à la Panacea from Worm. Basically, biokinesis.
[3
+3] You now involuntarily twist any organic life you stare at to your whims. You can control these transformations if you try.
I wish that I was a AI-controlled divine space warship with a heavy laser cannon that can perform both orbital bombardment and destroying theoretical “indestructible” targets that are only performed through a wish. The ship also comes with a black hole fuel generator, and if the ship is destroyed than it will create a literally ever-expanding black hole from its explosion
[3
+3] You transform yourself into the AI of a gigantic space-faring mecha-unicorn that serves as a body for Yog-Neighoth. (Or possibly her evil clone) You have an eldritch invulnerability-piercing space-twisting laser cannon on the tip of your horn, extremely heavy armor, twenty point-defense lasers, six anti-ship fusion missile launchers, and a safe and reliable
Alcubierre drive, all of which are powered by drawing rotational energy from a black hole which is having its rotation constantly sped up by eldritch magic. (Both you and Yog-Neighoth may act on the same turn with this body.) You are then spontaneously ejected from the fortified city by your FTL drive.
I wish for a magical ultra-greatsword that pierces any and all defenses, including those granted by wishes and stated to be unpenetrable. And spawn in the space city.
[1
+3] You appear with a massively oversized nigh-indestructible greatsword that can pierce any defense other than dodging and non-space-distortion-caused distance.
Gonna save my wish for now.
Have the damage to the port city repaired and get more people to be cops.
[1] The priests do the exact opposite and accuse you of being Satan in disguise.
I conserve my wish. Tell my cat army to massacre corgi lovers all over the world.
PURRRRRRGE!
[5] You enact worldwide mass murders of corgi lovers.
I wish to ascend as the Elder Eldritch God of Mind Control, Architecture, and Life, thus becoming invincible against physical harm, and becoming masterful at my spheres (ability to mind control any mortal on the Earth, ability to summon buildings of any size and complexity with waving of a tentacle, ability to completely heal and/or resurrect any mortal).
[2
+3] Done.
They aren't impressed with my subtlety? Well fine.
Swing on my (imaginary) swing set.
[3] You do so, but it's hard to tell that you're on a swing.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Available.
King Zultan: Available.
wertyzerty: Available.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Available.
Person: Available.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Failbird105: Available.
Blood_Librarian: Spent.
Everywhere
All hypothetical felines not on Earth are replaced by corgis.
All people have an evil clone.
Earth
All non-werewolf canines have been replaced by feline counterparts.
Most corgi lovers are dead.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking ex-cat corgis. (Except one city, which is populated by talking cats.)
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Port City
Damaged by bombs and gunfire.
Has no police force.
Has a significant werewolf minority.
Run by a heretical theocracy in the name of King Zultan.
Orbital City
Fully self-sustaining.
Administrated by an oppressive AI overlord. (And their evil clone.)
Heavily armed.
Egan_BW
In the orbital city.
Has a massively oversized and nearly indestructible greatsword that bypasses absolutely all defences other than normal distance and dodging.
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is Felius, god of cats.
Has a robot who is lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Worshipped by Feliania.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
Friends with the werewolves.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
CrocAndBearLover
In a hospital near Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Knows karates.
Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.
The god-president of the US.
Is the elder eldritch god of mind control, architecture, and life.
Immune to physical harm.
Can control any mortal on the same planet.
Can create buildings of any size or complexity with a gesture.
Can fully heal any mortal of any affliction, including death.
NRDL
Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.
In a war-torn city.
Enslaved by some soldiers as a medic.
Twists all organic life they stare at to their whims.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
Has a large fortified town with a skilled military.
In Moscow.
Can teleport anywhere at will.
Controls Moscow and the surrounding area.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has some bodies almost inside a war-torn city.
Their helicopter is a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like..
Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.
Near a spatial distortion.
Secheral
Is an eldritch shrine-golem-horse hybrid.
Employed as mobile housing.
Transmutes anything they touch into melting butter with fully functioning nervous systems and minds.
Shadowclaw777
Is the AI of a mecha-unicorn which is the body of Yog-Neighoth.
Heavily armoured.
Has an invulnerability-piercing space-twisting laser cannon on the tip of their horn.
Has twenty point defence laser cannons and six light nuclear missile launchers.
Has a safe and reliable Alcubierre drive.
Powered by a tiny black hole.
Near the fortified city.
Failbird105
Is a demonic mime.
Any material object they mime effective exists until they stop miming it.
Muffles sound with their presence.
Is in Paris.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves inside a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Has disbanded and spread into the general population.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god and her evil clone.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
One of her lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
One of her is inside Shadowclaw777's body.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.
Space city AIs
An oppressive AI overlord and their evil clone.
Control an orbital city.
Are the gods of justice.
Can rewrite criminal law to their whims.
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