Advertise my services. Sacrifice everyone who falls for it.
[3] Several people move in, but you don't have any way to kill people inside you.
respawn again.
Welcome back to life.
Since I ate ziizo, I use his digested lifeforce to heal my throat back to normal.
[2] Lifeforce isn't a thing mortals have.
Someone is attempting to annex Russia? This would have a large and dangerous effect on the geopolitical system. Should avoid allowing too many orbit-capable entities to merge. Hmm.
Destroy Russia's space program so that wertyzery's new empire can't use it to shoot at me.
[6 vs. 6] You bombard all potential Russian anti-space assets, including some curiously empty anti-orbital nuke launch facilities and their missile silos. And then you get hit by a nuclear missile. Respawn?
Negotiate with my captors, explain to them my medical skills.
[6] They decide to enslave you as a superhuman medic.
So I'm a God of cats who is also a corgi. Sigh. I assume I still have my powers. All canines besides werewolves,
including me, shall turn into cats.
[4] You unleash a vast bark followed by a series of meows heard across the world, transforming all non-werewolf canines in the world into feline equivalents.
Use powers to put on a show and impress the citizens
[2] Your miming is incomprehensibly subtle and elegant. No one notices.
Equip my bullets with depleted uranium bullet tips, powerful enough to kill anything
[1] You're arrested for breaking gun control laws.
Take over the port city and become mayor.
[6] You manage to install a heretical theocracy with you as the (allegedly absent after some great sin) god-mayor.
Write on a piece of paper a list that consists of the following
- I, Blood_Librarian, am in possession of a nuclear arsenal of the extremely deadly variety, the method of triggering should be available to me at the time of this list coming true along with a reasonable accessibility to myself at any point in the future..
- All the wishes I, Blood_Librarian make will give me one additional pint of blood in the of a spritzer bottle as a bonus for being such a nice person
- I, Blood_Librarian has the ability to summon CLOWN noses, into any place at anywhere, with the expectation that they may or may not be used in lethal brain aneurisms.
- I, Blood_Librarian will never be incinerated, obliterated, or otherwise completely destroyed in such a manner that my Ego is left without a host, if needed, I will conveniently have another host/body ready to go, or failing that a tome that looks pretty neat with some extra spooky abilities.
- At any time that I would be completely and utterly annihilated by extreme and over-kill means, I may instead choose to be imprisoned in an equivalently powerful and overkill prison where I may eventually choose to escape from.
- As of the time of writing of this note, I, Blood_Librarian, am a elemental spirit of the Primal Fire. I have the equivalent power of large nation state or similar entity in terms of fire power and resources that a elemental planar entity would be expected to have, in addition to the nuclear weapons outlined in list entity one. the abilities deprived by this status is not linked to my body, but my Ego, and at any point i may facilitate there use, heedless of the possible dangers of manipulating such raw power may be.
- As of the moment this list come true, I, Blood_Librarian, are to be equipped with no less then energy weapons that act suspiciously like light sabers on my person. of course, I will have the ability to use such weapons freely.
I wish that everything on this list at this moment is true
This looks like a rather blatant attempt to get far more than one wish for the price of one. So I'm not granting it.
Secheral: Available.
NRDL: Available.
ziizo: Available.
Egan_BW: Available.
KittyTac: Available.
King Zultan: Available.
wertyzerty: Available.
CrocAndBearLover: Available.
OceanSoul: Available.
Person: Available.
Shadowclaw777: Available.
Failbird105: Available.
Blood_Librarian: Available.
Everywhere
All hypothetical felines not on Earth are replaced by corgis.
Earth
All non-werewolf canines have been replaced by feline counterparts.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking ex-cat corgis. (Except one city, which is populated by talking cats.)
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Port City
Damaged by bombs and gunfire.
Has a decimated police force.
Has a significant werewolf minority.
Run by a heretical theocracy in the name of King Zultan.
Orbital City
Fully self-sustaining.
Administrated by an oppressive AI overlord.
Heavily armed.
Egan_BW
Dead.
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is Felius, god of cats.
Has a robot who is lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Worshipped by Feliania.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
Friends with the werewolves.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
CrocAndBearLover
In a hospital near Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.
The god-president of the US.
Suffering from a heavily wounded throat.
NRDL
Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.
In a war-torn city.
Captured by some soldiers.
Enslaved by some soldiers as a medic.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
Has a large fortified town with a skilled military.
In Moscow.
Can teleport anywhere at will.
Controls Moscow.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has some bodies almost inside a war-torn city.
Their helicopter is a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like..
Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.
Near a spatial distortion.
Secheral
Is an eldritch shrine-golem-horse hybrid.
Employed as mobile housing.
Inhabited by some infuriatingly safe people.
Shadowclaw777
Has some guns.
IN jail, awaiting trial.
Failbird105
Is a demonic mime.
Any material object they mime effective exists until they stop miming it.
Muffles sound with their presence.
Is in Paris.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves inside a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Has disbanded and spread into the general population.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.
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