Send King Zultan an alliance request. And turn all corgis into cats.
[1] You manage to transform yourself into a corgi.
Knock on the (imaginary)door to Paris, before opening it and walking out at the base of the Eiffel tower
[5] Welcome to Paris.
Find a stable job.
[6] You find a job as mobile housing.
try to make a radio to restablish contact with space city
[1] You try to look up how to build a radio on your phone, but realize that you forgot how to unlock it.
Get to where all the injured, wounded and sick people are, and start healing.
[1] You attempt to heal some soldiers, who seem confused as they capture you.
Teleport my army to Moscow and start taking the city down from the inside...
[5 vs. 2] You take Moscow. The rest of the Russian military is panicking, but will launch a counterattack soon.
Create a plan to destroy the space city if it attacks me.
[5] It's vulnerable to your deathray and powerful anti-space weaponry. It is entirely capable of putting up a fight against anything short of a deity, though it doesn't have enough ammo to destroy a large country.
Respawn, and acquire military equipment in the fortified city for my own purposes
[3] You buy some guns.
Accept the alliance with KittyTac and try to make friends with the people and werewolves in this part of the port town.
[6] The werewolves settle down and disband.
Stop ziizo from leaving the Los Pinos by grabbing him with my tentacles and devouring him.
[5 vs. 6] ziizo manages to shatter his bones to tear apart your throat as you eat him. You are rushed off to a hospital. ziizo: respawn?
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Failbird105: Spent.
Everywhere
Almost all felines are replaced by corgis.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking ex-cat corgis. (Except one city, which is populated by talking cats.)
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Port City
Damaged by bombs and gunfire.
Has a decimated police force.
Has a significant werewolf minority.
Orbital City
Fully self-sustaining.
Administrated by an oppressive AI overlord.
Heavily armed.
ziizo
Dead.
Egan_BW
Is an AI controlling a satellite.
Has a death ray that can kill anything, including intangible things and things immune to physical damage.
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is Felius, god of cats.
Has a robot who is lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Worshipped by Feliania.
Currently a corgi.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
Friends with the werewolves.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
CrocAndBearLover
In a hospital near Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.
The god-president of the US.
Suffering from a heavily wounded throat.
NRDL
Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.
In a war-torn city.
Captured by some soldiers.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
Has a large fortified town with a skilled military.
In Moscow.
Can teleport anywhere at will.
Controls Moscow.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has some bodies almost inside a war-torn city.
Their helicopter is a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like..
Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.
Near a spatial distortion.
Secheral
Is an eldritch shrine-golem-horse hybrid.
Employed as mobile housing.
Shadowclaw777
Has some guns.
Failbird105
Is a demonic mime.
Any material object they mime effective exists until they stop miming it.
Muffles sound with their presence.
Is in Paris.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves inside a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Has disbanded and spread into the general population.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.
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