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Author Topic: Roll to Wish  (Read 49954 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #60 on: January 18, 2018, 10:11:22 am »

Try again to regain consciousness then run out of the cockpit.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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NRDL

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #61 on: January 18, 2018, 11:10:28 am »

Go for a nice, relaxing run, Forrest Gump style.
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

Secheral

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #62 on: January 18, 2018, 12:04:32 pm »

Slip out of the plane.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #63 on: January 18, 2018, 04:04:29 pm »

"I. WANT. A CHEESEBURGER!"

Utilizing my extra-strong desires, dash away from the airport at superhuman speeds and arrive at a nice burger place. Buy and consume a burger.
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I would starve tomorrow if I could eat the world today.

wertyzerty

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #64 on: January 19, 2018, 03:51:17 am »

Build a barricade in the airport with stuff looted from the shops.
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ShadowDragon

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Re: Roll to Wish: Turn 7
« Reply #65 on: January 19, 2018, 08:13:58 am »

Become a supernatural abomination with ten tentacles and masterful knowledge of karate via visions of The Forgotten Gods.
The Forgotten Gods don't really do anything, which is probably why they're forgotten.
Run to my copter and command the robot to fly it to the nearest cave.
[3] The robot surveys nearby terrain and finds a abandoned storm cellar.
promise john helo with his stuff after I find a medic. Search for the ship doctor I probably should have someone look after my wounds
[5] You have your wounds treated.
There's a tendency in medias portraying zombies for zombie body parts to be able to move independently of the rest of the body. Use this logic to give me remote control of my severed arm.
[1] Your severed arm seems rather more intent on severing your other limbs than serving you.
Try again to regain consciousness then run out of the cockpit.
[4] You wake up and escape the cockpit.
Go for a nice, relaxing run, Forrest Gump style.
[6] You run into a dense forest and get lost.
Slip out of the plane.
[5] Done.
"I. WANT. A CHEESEBURGER!"

Utilizing my extra-strong desires, dash away from the airport at superhuman speeds and arrive at a nice burger place. Buy and consume a burger.
[5] It is the best cheeseburger you have ever eaten.
Build a barricade in the airport with stuff looted from the shops.
[4] You fortify a shop.

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Continue devouring the mercenaries.
[2 vs. 1] Bane and his mercenaries rout and flee the airliner. The undead fail to pursue.

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KittyTac

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #66 on: January 19, 2018, 08:20:45 am »

Examine the storm cellar, taking the robot with me to use its laser cannon as protection.
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Secheral

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2018, 08:53:26 am »

Run. Run somewhere away from here.
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ziizo

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2018, 08:55:56 am »

See the sea trying to spot dolphins I have to do something until the ship arrives or my wish recharges.
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

King Zultan

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #69 on: January 19, 2018, 10:02:53 am »

Run in to the air port and go to the pilots lounge and get an alcoholic drink.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

NRDL

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #70 on: January 19, 2018, 11:11:27 am »

Keep on running, I'll find a way out.
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

wertyzerty

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #71 on: January 19, 2018, 05:02:12 pm »

Build an altar to ShadowDragon and sacrifice whatever food I can find, so that he gives me more wishes.
*wink wink*
« Last Edit: January 20, 2018, 06:30:30 am by wertyzerty »
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Egan_BW

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #72 on: January 19, 2018, 06:19:08 pm »

"WONDERFUL."

I desire to do nothing that requires rolls until next turn when I get a wish.
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CABL

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #73 on: January 20, 2018, 03:08:59 am »

Morph into tentacle karate abomination on my own, then.
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Person

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #74 on: January 20, 2018, 04:04:27 am »

Teleport Bane and his mercenaries into the Sun.

I tried desperately to make a post death one liner based on "The fire rises" but I utterly failed. Hopefully my action does not, else I'll probably end up in the sun instead.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2018, 07:13:37 am by Person »
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