Open a hatch, exit to the roof of the plane, debark.
[1] You trap yourself in wreckage or possibly a wing.
Eat the pizza and return to the copter. Tell the robot to fly it to the nearest animal pound.
[6] You eat the radioactive pizza and promptly collapse from radiation poisoning.
Un-tame the baggage.
[6] You convince the baggage-zombies to rebel against their human masters, starting with you.
let the security guards deal with it and invite john to a drink in the ship kitchen/restaurant
[4] You befriend John over booze.
Respawn in the plane's cockpit, then knockout King Zultan with my fist.
[6 vs. 4] You shatter your hand on King Zultan and pass out from pain. King Zultan passes out too, at least.
Hide somewhere away from the flaming ship
[5] You hide in the airport.
After seeing all this insanity, I wish I could safely and effortlessly teleport people and things from anywhere to anywhere at will as often as I want. Then, I teleport myself to New York City.
[6] You can now teleport everyone or everything at will.
Rules say that I gain one wish per seven turns, not that my wish supply resets to one. Therefore on turn 8 I'll get one additional wish, increasing my total supply from negative infinity to negative infinity.
Now that I think about it, you're right. Which means your wish removed your ability to wish, and is invalid. So it retroactively never actually happened.
Try to help as many innocent civilians away from this mess.
[4] You evacuate most of the passengers.
Rules say that I gain one wish per seven turns, not that my wish supply resets to one. Therefore on turn 8 I'll get one additional wish, increasing my total supply from negative infinity to negative infinity.
As long as you keep your additional wish separate from you negative infinity of wishes, you might be able to get one. Also, you can wish for something you don't want wished for and use up a negative wish to get something out of it.
Also, I sorta doubled my turns just to see how it would turn out. I guess I'll collapse in a quantum sense. Get my luggage while preparing shelter.
[1] Your luggage bites your hand off, infecting you with the zombie plague.
Try and fly the airliner to another airport, if that doesn't work jump out of the airliner and run.
You can't preform an action contingent on your other action that turn failing.
Fight off ship security.
[4 vs. 5
+1] The cultists have been struck down.
Devour Secheral.
[4 vs. 5] Secheral fends the undead luggage off, but is still outnumbered.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Regained via retroactive wish invalidation.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Airliner/Flaming Wreckage
Current respawn location.
Contains a small horde of baggage-zombies.
Is paradoxically both flaming wreckage in the middle of nowhere and safely landed at an airport.
Has Bane (from The Dark Knight Rises) and his mercenaries in it.
Has a fortified cockpit.
Mostly evacuated.
Cruise Ship
In the Atlantic ocean.
Is perfectly fine.
Has a dead cult on it.
ziizo
On a cruise ship.
Injured.
Egan_BW
Has no desire.
Is trapped in either wreckage or one of the airliner's wings.
KittyTac
On a robot-piloted helicopter.
Is inside a pizzeria.
Is suffering extreme radiation poisoning.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner/flaming wreckage.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Hiding in the fortified cockpit of the airliner/wreckage.
Unconscious.
CrocAndBearLover
In the cockpit of the airliner/wreckage.
Unconscious.
Has a broken hand.
NRDL
Is near the flaming wreckage version of the airliner/wreckage.
wertyzerty
In the same airport as the airliner.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
OceanSoul
Has a missing hand.
Infected with the zombie plague.
Cultists
A smalk cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
A small horde of undead baggage.
On the airliner/ruins thereof.
Are trying to kill Secheral.
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