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[wertyzerty]

Buy a drink for everyone on board. And another. And another. Meanwhile no one will notice the K.O. mafia boss locked in the toilets.

[OceanSoul]

Hope the two different possible me's can have separate turns in our own timelines. Meanwhile, go pick up my luggage.
Hope the two different possible me's can have separate turns in our own timelines. Meanwhile, start setting up shelter.

[ShadowDragon]

Lock my self in the cockpit away from the potential craziness.

[5] You fortify the cockpit and hide in it.

Tell the robot to guard the helicopter against anyone who isn't me, meanwhile I'm buying a pizza with the money I conveniently have.

[6] You buy an atomic self-heating pizza.

team up with brother John to capture and sacrifice the other cultists

[3 vs. 5] You're both recaptured.

Release the pigeons.

[5] You unleash zombies upon the airliner and inhabitants thereof.

Tell Bane that he's a big guy.

[1] You insult his size repeatedly and are shot repeatedly. Respawn?

Break out of this Schroedinger's situation by walking out of the plane.

[4] You flee from the zombie-infested wreckage of the plane.

Wander.

[2] You climb up to evade the zombies.

Buy a drink for everyone on board. And another. And another. Meanwhile no one will notice the K.O. mafia boss locked in the toilets.

Hope the two different possible me's can have separate turns in our own timelines. Meanwhile, go pick up my luggage.
Hope the two different possible me's can have separate turns in our own timelines. Meanwhile, start setting up shelter.

Please only attempt one action per turn. (There's only one timeline and I hope to keep it that way.)

Finally sacrifice ziizo and brother John!

[1 vs. 3] They wander off and stumble into some security guards. Good luck!

Devour the inhabitants of the airliner/wreckage.

[1 vs. 4] Zombie pigeons are apparently no match for murderous mercenaries. (The baggage succumbed to their instinctive urges to help humans carry things around.)

Spoiler: Player Wishes (Return T8) (click to show/hide)

Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Has negative infinity left.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.

Spoiler: Places (click to show/hide)

Airliner/Flaming Wreckage
  Current respawn location.
  Contains a small horde of semi-tamed baggage-zombies.
  Is paradoxically both flaming wreckage in the middle of nowhere and safely landed at an airport.
  Has Bane (from The Dark Knight Rises) and his mercenaries in it.
  Has a fortified cockpit.

Cruise Ship
  In the Atlantic ocean.
  Is perfectly fine.
  Has a cult on it.

Spoiler: Player States (click to show/hide)

ziizo
  On a cruise ship.
  Injured.
  Wanted by cultists.

Egan_BW
  Has no desire.

KittyTac
  On a robot-piloted helicopter.
  Is inside a pizzeria.
  Has an atomic self-heating pizza.

King Zultan
  Is the deposed pilot of the airliner/flaming wreckage.
  Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
  Hiding in the fortified cockpit of the airliner/wreckage.

CrocAndBearLover
  Dead.

NRDL
  Is near the flaming wreckage version of the airliner/wreckage.

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Cultists
  A smalk cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
  On a cruise ship.
  Have lost two members. (One of which is alive.)
  Have a damaged altar.
  Are under attack by ship security.

Baggage-zombies
  A small horde of undead baggage.
  On the airliner/ruins thereof.
  Tamish. Only semi-wild, at least.

[Egan_BW]

Open a hatch, exit to the roof of the plane, debark.

[KittyTac]

Eat the pizza and return to the copter. Tell the robot to fly it to the nearest animal pound.

[Secheral]

Un-tame the baggage.

[ziizo]

let the security guards deal with it and invite john to a drink in the ship kitchen/restaurant

[CABL]

Respawn in the plane's cockpit, then knockout King Zultan with my fist.

[wertyzerty]

Hide somewhere away from the flaming ship

[Person]

After seeing all this insanity, I wish I could safely and effortlessly teleport people and things from anywhere to anywhere at will as often as I want. Then, I teleport myself to New York City.

Egan, I'm seriously considering spending a wish to set your wishes to one. Doubt it'd allowed, so doing this first mostly to make sure I live long enough to do more than that. I'm honestly tempted to just make myself immune to harm first, but this ought to give me something to do other than fight in this absurd battle for several turns.

Edit: All right, good to have confirmation on that.

[ShadowDragon]

After seeing all this insanity, I wish I could safely and effortlessly teleport people and things from anywhere to anywhere at will as often as I want. Then, I teleport myself to New York City.

Egan, I'm seriously considering spending a wish to set your wishes to one. Doubt it'd allowed, so doing this first mostly to make sure I live long enough to do more than that. I'm honestly tempted to just make myself immune to harm first, but this ought to give me something to do other than fight in this absurd battle for several turns.

Setting Egan's wish supply to one falls under wishing for more wishes, so prohibited. (But also unnecessary as Egan's wish will return normally.)

[Egan_BW]

Rules say that I gain one wish per seven turns, not that my wish supply resets to one. Therefore on turn 8 I'll get one additional wish, increasing my total supply from negative infinity to negative infinity.

[NRDL]

Try to help as many innocent civilians away from this mess.

[OceanSoul]

Rules say that I gain one wish per seven turns, not that my wish supply resets to one. Therefore on turn 8 I'll get one additional wish, increasing my total supply from negative infinity to negative infinity.

As long as you keep your additional wish separate from you negative infinity of wishes, you might be able to get one. Also, you can wish for something you don't want wished for and use up a negative wish to get something out of it.

Also, I sorta doubled my turns just to see how it would turn out. I guess I'll collapse in a quantum sense. Get my luggage while preparing shelter.

[King Zultan]

Try and fly the airliner to another airport, if that doesn't work jump out of the airliner and run.