TURN 18:THE REVOLUTION IS A FAILURE?Capture the Overseer locking herself with me was a bad idea.
INIT: [18], [13][2-1 FOR DAMAGED HANDS VS 4] YOU'RE TRYING TO PUNCH THE OVERSEER IN ORDER TO STUN AND CAPTURE HIM, BUT DUE TO YOUR DAMAGED ARMS' MUSCLES, OVERSEER EASILY CATCHES YOU BY THE LEFT HAND AND BREAK YOUR NOSE WITH HIS FIST! THEN HE QUICKLY OPENS THE DOOR INTO OVERSEER'S OFFICE IN ORDER TO LET SOME SECURITY OFFICERS IN!
[4 VS 4-1] MERCEDES TRIES TO RESIST THE ARREST, BUT SHE GETS HAND-CUFFED WHEN AN OFFICER TRIPPED HER DOWN.
PRAY TO RNGESUS THAT HE'LL GIVE YOU AT LEAST 4 IN YOUR "BREAK THE HANDCUFFS" ROLL!Try and communicate with the fire elemental that got summoned earlier.
[1] YOUR GRIZZLY (PUN INTENDED) MUTANT VOICE SCARES THE FIRE ELEMENTAL AWAY! IT FLOATS AWAY FROM THE CAVE INTO THE SNOWING VIRGINIA WASTELAND!
[5] THE RADIATED SNOW CAUSES FIRE ELEMENTAL TO BE EXTINGUISHED! IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S DEAD!
Get up, try to punch the enemies again
inject buffout
Get up, try to punch the enemies again
Continue to assist.
INIT: [19], [10], [6][2] "NO BUFFOUT AVAILABLE".
[4+2 FOR BEING SUPER-CYBORG AND ASSISTANCE VS 2+1] JACK KNOCKS THE SUPER-CYBORG DOWN BY KICKING HIM IN THE CHEST! THEN MERCEDES DECIDED TO SMASH THE SUPER-CYBORG'S HEAD INTO GORE AND GREY GOO WITH SOME WELL PLACED PUNCHES! THEN BOTH JACK AND CLAR PROCEED TO SMASH MORE OF THE SUPER-CYBORGS, EVEN MANAGING TO LEAVE ONE SUPER-CYBORG LEGLESS!
[4 VS 6] THE SUPER-CYBORG KILLERS ARE TRYING TO RETREAT AGAIN, AND THEY DO!
JACK'S FREE SUPER-CYBORGS ARE VICTORIOUS!Erm, ok, we calmed down Gladush...
Um...
Now what?
Let's try to get Gladush to be a productive member of society.
Ride awesome forgotten beast steed, attemp to teach the militia about democracy and recruit them in my army. Lead them into battle against the mutant queen that doesn't even speak the same language.
GLADUSH RONURIST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BEING PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY! IT SERVED BLATT, THE DEMOCRATIC REBEL!
[2] BLATT FAILS TO CLIMB THE FORGOTTEN BEAST!
[2 VS 5] "WE SERVE THE REGENT KING JOHN JOE JOHNSON, WHO WAS CHOSEN BY THE QUEEN VIRGINIA AND HER PEOPLE! YOU DARE TO OPPOSE THE RULE OF OUR REGENT KING? THEN YOU'RE A TRAITOR, AND YOU SHOULD BE JUDGED AS HARSH AS POSSIBLE" SAYS MILITIA CAPTAIN AS HE GIVES AN ORDER TO CAPTURE YOU!
INIT: [15], [13][3 VS 2] DESPITE YOUR ATTEMPTS TO RESIST THE ARREST, YOU GET HANDCUFFED!
[3 VS 3] GLADUSH CHARGES INTO THE MILITIA, CAUSING THEM TO FLY ACROSS THE CAVERN! THE MILITIA MEMBERS WHO ARRESTED YOU, HOWEVER, HAVE MANAGED TO NOT GET KNOCKED DOWN!
develope speech
[1] YOU CHANT SOMETHING IN MUTANTESE, BUT YOU DAMAGE YOUR VOCAL CHORDS IN PROCESS! NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN GROWL!
Have Purple Lumbert Plump and Big Plump dig me a damp room to reproduce in while I go check on Bob.
(Man my luck sucks jesus also be aware glass that gladish is democratic now and your kind of the current temp king lol)
[5] LUMBERT PLUMP AND BIG PLUMP HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DUG OUT A LARGE PIT WHERE PLUMP HELMET MEN CAN BREED!
"I TOLD TO EVERY PLUMP HELMET MAN THAT WE ARE EQUAL HIS ROACHISTANIS! HURRAH!" HAPPILY SAYS BOB.
Cry. Yell again.
[6] AFTER SOME CRYING, YOU UNLEASH A VERY LOUD YELL! UNFORTUNATELY, THE ONLY ONES WHO HEARD THE YELL ARE MUTANT ALLIGATORS!
HELP DIG OUT MORE ROOMS, ADD GRENADE BLOCKERS IN FRONT OF EACH ENTRANCE. WE WILL NOT BE GRENADED AGAIN!
[5] YOU DIG OUT MORE ROOMS AND ADD GRENADE BLOCKERS, ALONG WITH OTHER FORTIFICATIONS! THE PEOPLE ARE PRETTY HAPPY, BUT THEY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME ENTERTAINMENT, SO THAT THEY CAN BATTLE STRESS!
OH SHIT TOO MUCH GOING ON AT ONCE
>LOOT FLOUR FROM DEAD SCAVENGERS (THEY WASTELAND SURVIVORS, SURELY HAVE SUPPLIES ON THEM... FAILING THAT JUST USE IRRADIATED DUST AND SPIDER SILK I GUESS), THEN HOLLOW OUT ONE OF THEY SKULLS TO USE AS MIXING BOWL FOR DOUGH
MIGHT AS WELL EAT THEIR BRAIN WHILE I'M AT IT, POSSIBLY GAIN IMPROVED COOKING SKILLZ FROM THEIR MEMORIES
CRAFT MASTERWORK PIZZA BASE
AND OF COURSE, DEFEND QUEEN FROM ALL ATTACKS WITH BADASS ROACH-FU. EVEN IF THEY INTERRUPT MY PIZZA-MAKING
[2] THEY CARRY NO FLOUR, UNFORTUNATELY!
[1] YOU ACCIDENTALLY CRASH ALL OF THE SKULLS DUE TO YOUR ROUGH WAY OF HOW YOU CLEAN THE SKULLS!
[3] BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE MANAGED TO PULL OUT AND EAT SOME BRAIN TISSUE! YOU'LL BE GETTING +1 BONUS TO COOKING-RELATED ACTIONS FROM NOW ON!
YOU HAVE 1 TURN LEFT TO MAKE ME A PIZZA! ALSO, YOUR +2 BONUS ONLY APPLIED TO YOUR PREVIOUS ACTION, SO DON'T WHINE TO ME ABOUT IT!
NPCS TURNS:[5+1 vs 1+1] CHLOE'S SUCKER PUNCH KNOCKS ANDREW UNCONSCIOUS, THEN SHE FINISHES HIM OFF BY POWERFULLY STOMPING HIS FACE!
CHLOE'S POPULARITY IS RESET TO 50% CHLOE SENDS A BIG ARMY (75 SUPER-CYBORGS) ON HATTIESBURG! THEY'LL ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ON THE NEXT TURN!
[3] REPAIR DRONES OF VAULT 341 HAVE MANAGED TO REPAIR THE GENERATOR 02, BUT IT'LL REQUIRE A HUMAN OPERATOR TO FIX SOME CONDUITS!
SECURITY OFFICERS OF VAULT 341 ARE DRAGGING MERCEDES TO THE CLONING CHAMBERS TO USE HER AS A TEST SUBJECT!
ROSEHEART ASKS JOHN SMITH IF SHE CAN BE HIS ADVISOR!
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