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Sl4cker

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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #45 on: November 07, 2017, 06:47:16 pm »

((a moment of apathy was had, but watching the anime "Overlord" has helped me get back into the BONE ZONE))

Put the giant back together, and take this as an opportunity to teach it how to repair itself. In case the humans try to blow it up or something.
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With another wave of your dreadful hand, the Giant, legs stuck firmly within the hell soil, suddenly shifts, raising up above you (well, more above you at any rate) as your dark magics grant it new material with which to feed its existence. Bones are created from nothing as the giant groans with a sound not unlike the creaking of an abandoned door. It stands on two legs once again, but, at once, kneels down immediately after. You see why - the being's already top-heavy figure got even heavier with your spell, packing its bones even denser, and adding several new ones, to boot. The Leviathan staggers, virtually dragging its own body up. It can move like this, sure, but you're pretty sure it won't be able to get much killing done, unassailable abomination of death or not.

SOULS: AT LEAST ONE BILLION, FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY THREE MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND BEHIND
DREADFUL HAND: SPREAD ACROSS YOUR SKULL IN A FACEPALM
GM STATUS: WEEB
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #46 on: November 07, 2017, 06:49:30 pm »

Fix this mess---use DEATH MAGIC to compress it into an avatar of Death (Yes, an avatar of you), roughly your size with proper proportions and all that jazz. In other words, make it READY TO KILL.

Oh, and maybe give it a nice SCYTHE, for those souls that don't want to be reaped.
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #47 on: November 07, 2017, 06:51:53 pm »

TIME: TO REAP
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #48 on: November 07, 2017, 06:53:14 pm »

TIME: TO REAP
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Only the GM gets to update the time, you worthless cheat.
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #49 on: November 07, 2017, 08:43:28 pm »

This is clearly a weak minion. Let's speed things up! Reshape the beast into a hound and escort it to the world of the living. REAP!

I submit to majority rule.
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2017, 08:47:41 pm »

This is clearly a weak minion. Let's speed things up! Reshape the beast into a hound and escort it to the world of the living. REAP!
I think this received an automatic -1 because it directly opposes my suggestion of turning him into something else.
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #51 on: November 07, 2017, 08:58:00 pm »

Oh come on. Just increase the weight in its legs by adding more skelebones and move on. No need to get super convoluted here.
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #52 on: November 07, 2017, 09:07:50 pm »

Oh come on. Just increase the weight in its legs by adding more skelebones and move on. No need to get super convoluted here.

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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #53 on: November 07, 2017, 09:09:10 pm »

That's what we did LAST time, and look how well THAT turned out.
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #54 on: November 07, 2017, 10:20:23 pm »

Do it better this time

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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2017, 10:22:13 am »

Oh come on. Just increase the weight in its legs by adding more skelebones and move on. No need to get super convoluted here.

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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2017, 10:22:46 am »

And the definition of insanity is?
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #57 on: November 08, 2017, 10:29:22 am »

Says the one literally named madman.
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #58 on: November 08, 2017, 10:38:19 am »

So you admit I am uniquely qualified to pass judgement on what counts as insane?

How nice of you!
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Re: Roll to Reaper
« Reply #59 on: November 08, 2017, 10:41:44 am »

Is someone with a bullethole in the skull an expert in brain surgery? ;P
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