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[AoshimaMichio]

That's more like it! Now, where are the kitchen fire gas explosions that herald arrival conqueror of the new age?
Also, do some first aid to prevent further blood loss, it wouldn't be good for tale of Putin the Mighty end here. Unless I'm being accosted by cannibals, in which case proceed to murder them first, of course.

Spoiler: Vladimir Putin (click to show/hide)

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.

Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less

[wertyzerty]

My baby face melts the hearts of the Koreans who decide to deposit me near the only one with enough money to help me: Trump

[Glass]

I feel like the game is split into two parts: the drama on the fifth floor, and the action comedy downstairs.

[sprinkled chariot]

Shoot all 5 bullets remaining in revolver in cannibals, yell YEEEHAAA

Also Trump getting shot(ups) did not give him any status effects?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: John Walker
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President Trump bodyguard.
Appearance: Completely unremarkable man in classical suit.
Personality: Very american.
Professional Skill(s): Push away people, who get too close to president. Shoot in targets at firing range.
Hobbies: TOTALLY AMERICAN revolver made by AMERICAN WORKERS in AMERICA for real AMERICANS, zippo lighter(equally AMERICAN), metal flask of absolutely american Jack Daniels whiskey brewed by americans for americans, cellphone, pocket sized american flag.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Turn on the "gid gud" skills that i learned from all these years of playing Dark Souls and use the pan as a buckler to parry and stab him while he is stunned

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.
Back is torn

6 - You parry the lunging cannibal and stab into its neck. The severed part flies off in an arc!

1 - A teenager nearby films the whole thing and posts it on youtube.

My baby face melts the hearts of the Koreans who decide to deposit me near the only one with enough money to help me: Trump

5 - Convinced you are an abomination of a child ruler, the surviving Koreans throw you back into the fire.

Shoot all 5 bullets remaining in revolver in cannibals, yell YEEEHAAA

Also Trump getting shot(ups) did not give him any status effects?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: John Walker
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President Trump bodyguard.
Appearance: Completely unremarkable man in classical suit.
Personality: Very american.
Professional Skill(s): Push away people, who get too close to president. Shoot in targets at firing range.
Hobbies: TOTALLY AMERICAN revolver made by AMERICAN WORKERS in AMERICA for real AMERICANS, zippo lighter(equally AMERICAN), metal flask of absolutely american Jack Daniels whiskey brewed by americans for americans, cellphone, pocket sized american flag.

3 - You fire wildly, clipping a few cannibals, wounding but not dropping them. They turn their backs from Trump, Putin and Rogers to focus on you, the bigger threat!

(Trump will have to deal with the whole shot in the chest thing when he posts)

Spoiler:  Trump (click to show/hide)

Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter?  I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
Status: Shot in the chest!
Quote from:

That's more like it! Now, where are the kitchen fire gas explosions that herald arrival conqueror of the new age?
Also, do some first aid to prevent further blood loss, it wouldn't be good for tale of Putin the Mighty end here. Unless I'm being accosted by cannibals, in which case proceed to murder them first, of course.

Spoiler: Vladimir Putin (click to show/hide)

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.

Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less

6 - The kitchen explodes with tremendous force, blowing Putin and Trump away!
4 - Putin and trump tumble in the air and land on their feet... on the first floor!

2 - Putin fails to find any suitable supplies to bind his wound. So he just puts pressure on it. That always works, right?

The contrabassoon is a rare antique costing millions of dollars

Given that it was in some random shopping mall's music shop, I doubt this.
Anyway, convince the shop own of the weight of the sistuation, enlist his assistance, use some of the weights to reinforce our barricades, and examine the contents of the garden that we've got up here.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms

3 - The shopkeeper is in tears. You stole a priceless instrument!

2 - There are a handful of exotic plants and grasses in the garden. The bright colours probably mean they are poisonous.

Bob realizes that if they are to stand a chance, they will need more than a bunch of a nerds. He knows that for some strange reason, the POTUS (and his friends/enemies) are in this mall, and that bringing him up here would give them the firepower they need.
With fire alarms, and no PA, Bob knows there is only one way to get his attention...
Entering the gardens, Bob begins to work on his magnum opus. A design so advanced, that Trump will be unable to resist being drawn to it.


Bob builds a mini-golf course.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
* schoolgirl (fainted)

1 - Bob tries to cast of the worries of the day with miniature gold. But the schoolgirl in his arms won't let him.

2 - the schoolgirl remains fainted. She also starts to drool a bit.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter

Implore the believers to gather together books with the letter P in their title. Each may pick one and must wield it at all times.

1 - Your believers are to busy fretting about the horrors of whatever the heck is going on downstairs to focus on your holy work. They help Bob and Jack with the barricades instead.

Becoming tired from all this running, Roger Waters decides to push himself harder in order to get to the safe and barricaded fifth floor.

Rush to the barricaded fifth floor, then rest for a while.

Spoiler: Roger Waters (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here...
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.

EDIT: Changed "rooftop" to the "fifth floor".

6 - You RUN through hordes of cannibals, fleeing civilians and slaughtered civilians to reach the roof-fifthfloor-skygarden-andlibrary.

THE CANNIBALS ALSO FOLLOW YOU, HOT ON YOUR HEELS, DRIVEN BY THEIR INSTINCT TO CHASE FLEEING TARGETS.

There are now cannibals mere meters away from the escalator barricades.

3 - Roger is helped over the barricades by a bunch of children. But he lands on them and squashes them all with his guitar.

[AzyWng]

Joe decides to move away from the cannibal and search for another thing to throw.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.

[Glass]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms

3 - The shopkeeper is in tears. You stole a priceless instrument!

2 - There are a handful of exotic plants and grasses in the garden. The bright colours probably mean they are poisonous.
There are now cannibals mere meters away from the escalator barricades.

3 - Roger is helped over the barricades by a bunch of children. But he lands on them and squashes them all with his guitar.

Regarding the shopkeeper: I'm sorry, sir. Do you have any other heavy, non-priceless instruments we could use? Are there any other contrabassoons?

Regarding the plants: Is there anything here we can eat? Or at the very least seeds or stuff we can plant that will grow into foods?

Regrading the cannibals: Get out your weaponry, people! They're coming!

Regarding clumsy Roger: Get everyone involved in that tangle into the library. Make sure nobody is seriously hurt.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Joe decides to move away from the cannibal and search for another thing to throw.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.

Sorry!

4 - You find a chef's knife. You Throw the Chef's knife.

3 - The Chef's knife lands in the cannibal's belly. Slicing it apart through the fat and tearing the gut!

The Cannibal Retches. The cannibal is feeling nauseous

[Secheral]

So that's how it's going to be.
Remind the believers why they fear the dark. Pick a book and hide among the shadows. Smack them with it at random intervals in order to teach them the necessary dodging skills. From the shadows of course.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter

[AoshimaMichio]

Well then...

What's happening on the first floor?

Spoiler: Vladimir Putin (click to show/hide)

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.

Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less

[PaPaj]

I look for any more cannibal stalkers and if there are noone head to the roof, also say to the dead now cannibal
"Gid Gud scrub"

[CABL]

"Okay... Get me... To the library. *heavy breath* Hopefully it's safe in the... library." Said Roger while breathing heavily from tiredness.

Go to the library and rest."

((I'll write "Very Tired" in the sheet as my status.))

Spoiler: Roger Waters (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here...
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Very Tired
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.

[Ultramarine Prime]

Borrow the schoolgirls phone before dropping her off at the library, and call Wendy. Tell her to send all the vehicles in to clear out the ground floor of cannibals.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)

[AzyWng]

Joe Blo takes advantage of the cannibals nausea and tackles him, trying to slam his head on the floor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms

3 - The shopkeeper is in tears. You stole a priceless instrument!

2 - There are a handful of exotic plants and grasses in the garden. The bright colours probably mean they are poisonous.
There are now cannibals mere meters away from the escalator barricades.

3 - Roger is helped over the barricades by a bunch of children. But he lands on them and squashes them all with his guitar.

Regarding the shopkeeper: I'm sorry, sir. Do you have any other heavy, non-priceless instruments we could use? Are there any other contrabassoons?

Regarding the plants: Is there anything here we can eat? Or at the very least seeds or stuff we can plant that will grow into foods?

Regrading the cannibals: Get out your weaponry, people! They're coming!

Regarding clumsy Roger: Get everyone involved in that tangle into the library. Make sure nobody is seriously hurt.

2 - There are several species of fern planted. None of them look edible. You could however, try uprooting all of it to use the soil.

6 - Somewhere in a janitor's closet, you find a survival seed bank with hardy black turtle beans. Those things take 48 to 70 days to grow once planted, however.

5 - Neither Roger no the children are injured. The guitar is mildly compressed. The cannibals are at the gates though.

"Okay... Get me... To the library. *heavy breath* Hopefully it's safe in the... library." Said Roger while breathing heavily from tiredness.

Go to the library and rest."

((I'll write "Very Tired" in the sheet as my status.))

Spoiler: Roger Waters (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here...
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Very Tired
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.

You abandon the children to face the cannibals and find a nice quiet corner of the library to take a nap in.

So that's how it's going to be.
Remind the believers why they fear the dark. Pick a book and hide among the shadows. Smack them with it at random intervals in order to teach them the necessary dodging skills. From the shadows of course.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter

2 - The children artfully dodge your smack attacks and continue their work.

I look for any more cannibal stalkers and if there are noone head to the roof, also say to the dead now cannibal
"Gid Gud scrub"

Entire gangs of Cannibals start infiltrating the third floor where you are in.

3 - They don't have your scent yet. But will probably eat you if they can catch you without a moment's thought.

Borrow the schoolgirls phone before dropping her off at the library, and call Wendy. Tell her to send all the vehicles in to clear out the ground floor of cannibals.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)

6 - Your girlfriend is a supermodel.
2 - But she can't drive.
3 - She cowers in fear at the thought of cannibals and demands that you return home safely.

Well then...

What's happening on the first floor?

Spoiler: Vladimir Putin (click to show/hide)

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.

Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less

Gangs of cannibals are butchering a collapsed herd of civilians that have trampled each other while heading for the exits. There are more cannibals in said exits.

3 - The cannibals do not have Putin's scent either.

Joe Blo takes advantage of the cannibals nausea and tackles him, trying to slam his head on the floor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Status: Covered in Puke

1 - Joe Blo hugs the Cannibal with the force of a gentle caress. 
1 - The Cannibal fails to counter-wrestle and retches on Joe instead.

Joe is now covered in Puke.


3 - Meanwhile at the library, the cannibals fail to vault over the barricades at the western elevator. They do however, start pushing.


Rooftop barricades:

East Escalator: Barricaded with 6 tables Reinforced with planks and nails
West Escalator: Barricaded with 6 tables Reinforced with planks and nails.

East Passenger lifts: None
East Passenger lift fire escape: 2 tables

West Passenger lifts: None
West Passenger lift fire escape: 2 tables

West Exterior stairwell: 5 chairs

East Cargo Lift: None
Central Cargo Lift: None
Central Garbage Chute's Stair Access: 1 bookshelf, 3 tables, reinforced with planks and nails.

Library West Fire Escape: None
Library East Fire Escape: None

Interior Perimeter:
Library Entrance: Barricaded with 7 bookshelves and a number of tables.