Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also,
probably definitely
this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
3 - The shopkeeper is in tears. You stole a priceless instrument!
2 - There are a handful of exotic plants and grasses in the garden. The bright colours probably mean they are poisonous.
There are now cannibals mere meters away from the escalator barricades.
3 - Roger is helped over the barricades by a bunch of children. But he lands on them and squashes them all with his guitar.
Regarding the shopkeeper: I'm sorry, sir. Do you have any other heavy, non-priceless instruments we could use? Are there any other contrabassoons?
Regarding the plants: Is there anything here we can eat? Or at the very least seeds or stuff we can plant that will grow into foods?
Regrading the cannibals: Get out your weaponry, people! They're coming!
Regarding clumsy Roger: Get everyone involved in that tangle into the library. Make sure nobody is seriously hurt.
2 - There are several species of fern planted. None of them look edible. You could however, try uprooting all of it to use the soil.
6 - Somewhere in a janitor's closet, you find a survival seed bank with hardy black turtle beans. Those things take 48 to 70 days to grow once planted, however.
5 - Neither Roger no the children are injured. The guitar is mildly compressed. The cannibals are at the gates though.
"Okay... Get me... To the library. *heavy breath* Hopefully it's safe in the... library." Said Roger while breathing heavily from tiredness.
Go to the library and rest."
((I'll write "Very Tired" in the sheet as my status.))
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance:
Here...Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Very Tired
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
You abandon the children to face the cannibals and find a nice quiet corner of the library to take a nap in.
So that's how it's going to be.
Remind the believers why they fear the dark. Pick a book and hide among the shadows. Smack them with it at random intervals in order to teach them the necessary dodging skills. From the shadows of course.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
2 - The children artfully dodge your smack attacks and continue their work.
I look for any more cannibal stalkers and if there are noone head to the roof, also say to the dead now cannibal
"Gid Gud scrub"
Entire gangs of Cannibals start infiltrating the third floor where you are in.
3 - They don't have your scent yet. But will probably eat you if they can catch you without a moment's thought.
Borrow the schoolgirls phone before dropping her off at the library, and call Wendy. Tell her to send all the vehicles in to clear out the ground floor of cannibals.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
6 - Your girlfriend is a supermodel.
2 - But she can't drive.
3 - She cowers in fear at the thought of cannibals and demands that you return home safely.
Well then...
What's happening on the first floor?
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less
Gangs of cannibals are butchering a collapsed herd of civilians that have trampled each other while heading for the exits. There are more cannibals in said exits.
3 - The cannibals do not have Putin's scent either.
Joe Blo takes advantage of the cannibals nausea and tackles him, trying to slam his head on the floor.
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Status: Covered in Puke
1 - Joe Blo hugs the Cannibal with the force of a gentle caress.
1 - The Cannibal fails to counter-wrestle and retches on Joe instead.
Joe is now covered in Puke.3 - Meanwhile at the library, the cannibals fail to vault over the barricades at the western elevator. They do however, start pushing.
Rooftop barricades:
East Escalator: Barricaded with 6 tables Reinforced with planks and nails
West Escalator: Barricaded with 6 tables Reinforced with planks and nails.
East Passenger lifts: None
East Passenger lift fire escape: 2 tables
West Passenger lifts: None
West Passenger lift fire escape: 2 tables
West Exterior stairwell: 5 chairs
East Cargo Lift: None
Central Cargo Lift: None
Central Garbage Chute's Stair Access: 1 bookshelf, 3 tables, reinforced with planks and nails.
Library West Fire Escape: None
Library East Fire Escape: None
Interior Perimeter:
Library Entrance: Barricaded with 7 bookshelves and a number of tables.