Platoon 1: (6) you find yourselves in light gravity toward the center of the ring. +1 to move and strength rolls. -1 to dexterity type rolls.
Platoon 2: you are within the normal gravity zone, but on the heavy side, somewhat low on the ring.
Platoon 3: down in the sewers, you are in heavy gravity. -1 to move rolls and feats of strength.
Platoon 1If there is anything resembling greater cover that is not the Other Guys' Corner (the airlock frame, perhaps?) by all means help OS drag me into it. Failing that, just shake head, thank him for the offer, and keep shooting.
Platoon: 1
Designation: Hat001
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed (L. Leg), Serious Wound; Low Gravity.
inventory: helmet, laser carbine, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.
(5) I guess you guys can go backward from The Other Guys
TM to the next corner, and hole up there. You're still getting shot at along the way.
Platoon: 1
Designation: Pork002 (1 Death)
Class: Grunt
Status: "TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND!" (Minor Wound)
Inventor: Helmet, Carbine, Backpack, Artificial Gum-Like Substance (Chewed). Ham Sandwhich is in Grunt-Class Lunchbox
"EAT IT!"
Take cover behind something large and/or the nearest squadmate, take this time to eat my Ham Sandwhich.
Nearest squadmate it is. +1 to death roll, -1 to death roll of your teammate, MC002. You get a Character Point (abbreviated CP): Teammates are meatshields (1/5)
Pull HAT into greater cover, then give him my IACRS to chew in his final moments. If he dies this turn, pray that he makes a good assistant to the Officers in the...sky? Do we believe there to be life after death? And if so, where is it?
Platoon: 1
Designation: OS002 Deaths: 1
Class: Grunt
Status: Low Gravity (+1 to strength/move rolls, -1 to Dexterity rolls)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, and Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Markers: Faith 1/5, Squad 1/5
Kills: Minor 0/0
Standard 1/1
Major 0/0
you drag Hat back away from the shooting around a corner and ponder the greater truths. Space Jesus has promised him New Life in the Age to Come, whatever that means. You bet an officer would understand. If he dies, you know he'll be saluting the Officers on the Bridge, or at HQ, or even On Deck. GO ahead and get another faith point.
Shoot Other Guystm at the fastest rate consistent with accuracy.
Platoon: 1
Designation: MC002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed(arm)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: Major(0), Standard(0), Minor(0)
((The first post is missing info on wounds, does two major wounds equal a maim?))
(3) you keep The Other Guys
TM pinned at the corner! One fewer shots coming your way this round.
((Good thing I don't need recharge now!))
Sharpshoot enemy from around the corner!
Platoon: 1
Designation: Rak004 (Deaths: 3) (Minor Heretic)
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy, -
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: 0/0/0 (Damn)
Are you really already on 004? wow, I didn't know I had run that many turns yet.
(6) you kill one! your shot also bounces around the corner and you hear a small explosion and the sound of Space Glass breaking. the Amber Warning Lights in the hall turn Crimson. a series of short, sharp tones repeats endlessly.
Get down on the floor and start shooting at the other guysPlatoon 1:
Designation: KH003
Class: Grunt
Status:
Inventory: Helmet, laser carbine, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kill tally:Zero
Death types: Space battle, Blasted
(2) you miss! But at least you make a smaller target now. -1 on death roll.
Platoon 1 Death rollalright, first, I roll to see who doesn't get shot at this turn: (4), so MC002, Clone Meatshield, is safe.
now for the rest of you.
(3)Hat is seriously wounded, and dies fro mhis multiple wounds
(3+1)Pork takes a minor wound, and this combines with his other wound to put him into Serious condition
(6)
(1)Rak the redshirt goes down again. At least he took one of them with him.
(5)
Platoon 2"Hahaha! Eat laser, you heretics!"
Run right into the center of the Other Guy™ Cluster so that they risk shooting each other. I got two hands, so replace my battery and barrel at the same time.
Platoon: 2
Designation: OcE007
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound
Inventory: helmet, las carbine, backpack, cherry flavored sawdust resin perfectly disguised as standard-issue imitation artificial chewing resin substitute
Deaths: 0
Kills: 0/2/0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Okay, I -AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHahhhhh
So okay, I -heh heh -
(3-2) Trying to juggle your weapon, battery, and barrel while running into the center of the enemy ends exactly as one would expect. You drop everything and trip over your own feet, sliding to s stop mere inches from The Other Guys
TM.(1) This ridicuklous display doesn't even faze them, nor distract them from their mission. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-choke-AhAHahahahahaha-cough cough cough-
Ambush one of the enemy, see if I can take their weapon.
Platoon 2:
Designation: NL001
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound, Toxic Wound ( 0/5 ), Suffocating (1/3), Maimed
Inventory: Helmet, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
How are you gonna ambush them? You are in the hallway in plain sight. They know where you are. They see you and are shooting at you.
increment your toxin counter, remove your suffocation counter.
Let's roll for ambush. (6-3) You follow The Juggling Joker up there down the hallway. When he falls, you snatch up his rifle and fling it at The Other Guys
TM One of them ducks.
I stay behind the cover and wait for others
Platoon: 2
Designation: Pzf001
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed,
inventory: helmet,
my bad
What? what did I miss? Why did you strikethrough? I can't kill you if you don't post.
Stay behind cover and reload!
Platoon:2
Designation: Zr001
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound
Inventory: Helmet, laser carbine, backpack, and Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute(1/?)
Reloaded. Ready to rock.
Platoon 2 Death rolls(5)(5)(5) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OcE is shot at repeatedly, and missed every time. I'm sure you deserve a CP for that, but for the life of me I can't think of what it should be.
(3)NL is Seriously wounded when he joins hte scuffle on the stairs.
Papaj gets a by this round, for some reason. Call it battle fog or something.
(6)Zr gets a +1 to attack and death roll next round. Looks like his moment of reloading gave him a shining moment of clarity. (remind me or I might forget to add those.)
Platoon 3
Take up cover behind a tank, and begin firing at where The Other Guys are entering.
Platoon: 3
Designation: sev002
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute Destroyed
(3) you cause one of The Other Guys
TM to duck, slowing up their entrance into the room.
Shoot the other guys maybe you can use their blood to wash away your Shame.
Platoon: 3
Designation: Zii002
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy.
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack (lunch (Egg Sandwich), extra socks, the Empire's Military Handbook, re-breathers and goggles), Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.
(1) Your Laser Carbine emits a weird spray of superheated sewage and noxious gas. You need to take a round to clean the gunk off. Does your Shame know no boundaries?
If I am in the room that is flooding, get out of there, find an exit and go back with the others if their room is not flooding. If I see The Other GuysTM, punch them to death or bash them with a heavy object on the head. Laser weapons are unreliable.
Platoon: 3
Designation: Rand001
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy
inventory: Helmet, Laser carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.
Kill Tally: 0/0/0
(4) Hey, you manage to Shlorp out of the Dart and into the Tank Room. (4) you stagger forward and club a guy in the helmet. He ducks back around one of the Sewage tanks, dazed.
Go hide and wait for the others to deal with the other guys after which I can swoop in and grab a gun
Platoon: platoon 3
Designation: FKD002 (SPZ002)
Class: Grunt
Status: minor wounds
Inventory: helmet, laser carbine (destroyed), ruined backpacks, strawberry flavored ham scraping composite
Kills: Heh
I mean, what better place to hide than inside a sewage tank, blind and cut off from your allies? You float in filth, barely aware of your surroundings and busy plotting heroic scavenging and squad betrayal.
By any means required, get the hell out of the dart and sewage tank while screaming as loud as possible., hopefully scaring the bad guys into not shooting me. Oh, and pick up my lost hand if it didnt turn into ash.
Platoon: 3
Designation: BLD002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed [1] Hand, 0/3 Suffocation(Drowning), 1/3 Infection(Sewage caused.) utterly rumbled.
Inventory: helmet, laser carbine, backpack, 1 Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute, and a note denoting proper methods of dying in a pretty manner.
(3) you let the current wash you int othe Tank Room, where you land on your ass, Shouting Space Obscenities at everything. Your hand is ash, yo. And why would you want that dirty old thing anyway? The Space Surgeons will give you a perfectly usable replacement, in the unlikely event you survive this clusterfuck.
Platoon 3 Death Rolls(2+1)(3)(6)(6)(5)
Sev and Zii each are shot by the Other Guys
TM and are Seriously Wounded.
The rest of you wallow in filth and despair, but are otherwise unmolested this round.
Instructions for next round:Respawn:Respawn with your platoons. We'll assume several darts connected with teh ship in the same area, so just jump right in.
Newbies, pick a platoon and post your action in that color, as if you are with that group already.
Platoon 1The battle for the hall corner intensifies.
Platoon 2BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA-glomp-mfmfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhfhfhfhfhf
Platoon 3Everyone but Spaz is out in the Tank room. Spaz is content to remain blind and deeaf in the sewage tank.
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