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Author Topic: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron  (Read 36667 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #660 on: April 11, 2018, 12:19:00 pm »

B Maybe then the little rats will think again before daring to attack us.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #661 on: April 11, 2018, 01:10:55 pm »

G diplomacy would be nice instead of nearly dying again
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #662 on: April 11, 2018, 01:46:49 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #663 on: April 11, 2018, 01:56:20 pm »

Wow.  I think this is a proper three way tie between razing it to the ground, cattle rustling and diplomacy.  I think I'll wait for a clear tie break before I proceed here.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #664 on: April 11, 2018, 01:59:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #665 on: April 11, 2018, 02:37:22 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #666 on: April 11, 2018, 03:02:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #667 on: April 11, 2018, 06:38:40 pm »

You aren't in the mood for butchering a whole bunch of innocent civilians... right now.

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You kick over a tree and hot-foot it through the foliage while the sentries are distracted.  You might be the size of a rouncey, but you do know a thing or two about moving quietly, after all.  You dip around the back of the homestead's walls and leap over them, using your wings to give you a bit more of a boost (oh, for sustained flight!).  The pigs are already squealing and panicking over the activity of the kobolds - your appearance adds a little more terror to their cries, but not so much as to alert the kobolds rushing to the other walls.  You snatch up several in your mouth, spearing some through your claws to fit them on your arms, two more you clutch in your foreclaws, and then you leap back over the wall just as the kobolds spot you.  A handful of arrows rain after you and in moments you are back into the woods.

You race away with the terrified pigs, moving with the aid of your hind limbs and wings, until you reach a boggy patch of ground.  You shove the living pigs into the swamp mud to keep them put, pile the pigs that are already carcasses up and proceed to roast them - unevenly, but to your satisfaction.  You feast.

You do have half a dozen pigs still alive (in varying condition, admittedly).  They're terrified, but they aren't going anywhere soon.

A) Bring them back and let them root around in the swamp outside your lair.  It's a start of a more reliable food supply, if nothing else.
B) Nah, just roast and devour them too.

Still, your hunger is sated for now.  Do you want to make a habit of this?

A) Yes, let's raid kobold homesteads for stockpiled food and livestock regularly.  (This will represent a significant source of food for you.)
B) No, we might want to pursue a different relationship with them in future - whether that's trade, lordship or a pile of burnt out husks.

And what do you care to do now?

A) Back to the lair.  We might as well stick around, do a little light hunting, and wait for Gugujib to report.
B) Back to the catacombs.  We have unfinished business and unsalvaged loot.
C) Head to one of the main kobold villages in this region.
D) Search the swamps for a new challenge.
E) Search the swamps for a new source of wealth.
F) Something else?
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #668 on: April 11, 2018, 06:47:27 pm »

A
B
D


If we wish to show all these insects the error in inciting our wrath then we need to grow even more into our Draconic glory. So let us seek a worthy opponent to hone strength with!

As for not regularly raiding I think it's best to wait and consider if we wish to make these scaled worms our slaves in the future. I mean we can always change our mind later if we wish.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2018, 06:49:50 pm by Prophet »
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #669 on: April 11, 2018, 06:53:55 pm »

A,B,B
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #670 on: April 11, 2018, 06:59:23 pm »

ABF Go back to the lair, wait for our spy to come back and make some traps while we wait for it

for glory or wealth we can return to the catacombs until we can claim the entire hidden city as our own hoard

or find something to control the mummys and make them our minions
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #671 on: April 11, 2018, 07:17:01 pm »

ABD
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #672 on: April 11, 2018, 09:52:41 pm »

ABB

We should fight mummies while our stomach is full enough to sleep off any resulting wounds.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #673 on: April 11, 2018, 10:18:59 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #674 on: April 12, 2018, 02:21:15 am »

ABD

Let's find something cool to murder for fun and profit! Maybe we can grab some Draconic Skill Points to put into Animal Husbandry.
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