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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776824 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14670 on: September 06, 2018, 09:44:51 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14671 on: September 06, 2018, 10:16:54 am »

A

no excuse for the wizards to be petulant dicks

if we find one we should tell him off
That's no reason to vote to do nothing, which is what I believe an A vote in this circumstance is.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14672 on: September 06, 2018, 10:46:45 am »

That's no reason to vote to do nothing, which is what I believe an A vote in this circumstance is.
Having someone else to blame for the consequences is always a good reason to do nothing. "See what you did, wizards? Now people are dying because you can't tell the difference between me and my grandma."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14673 on: September 06, 2018, 10:54:51 am »

B

Wizards won't give a fuck about what we or anyone else thinks about them, and we've always been blamed for wizards not helping in the past. So, no, no one is going to care about the "Blame" except us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14674 on: September 06, 2018, 12:08:50 pm »

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You decide to send out the mighty Army of the Empire to smash apart the metal giant.

Few days later, the council gathers and you need to issue a proclamation - that of your heir and successor to the throne of Methiant-Cydwyl if you were to keel over and die, just in case.

Whilst there's no majority for one candidate or the other, you do notice that most of voices seem to be calling for appointment of your older sister, Aina, as your heir.

Ultimately, the position of Imperial heir goes to...

A) Your older sister, Aina.
B) Your aunt, Cylia, daughter of Cyl II.
C) Your aunt, Ciri, daughter of Cyl II.
D) Your mother, Wihemina.
E) Your cousin, Brynwald, son of aunt Ciri and King Sigurd of Helliste.
F) Your cousin, Astrid, daughter of aunt Ciri and King Sigurd of Helliste.
G) Your cousin, Brynwalda, daughter of aunt Ciri and King Sigurd of Helliste.
H) Your cousin, Alfdis, daughter of aunt Ciri and King Sigurd of Helliste.
I) Eiri, daughter of Yoe III, Emperor of Methiant.
J) Hein, son of Yoe III, Emperor of Methiant.
K) Deathan, son of Yoe III, Emperor of Methiant.
L) Feir, King of Eldrican, and son of Hein and Helga of Helliste.
M) Jacor, son of Hein and Helga of Helliste.
N) Rubert, son of Hein and Helga of Helliste.
O) Teodor, son of Feir, King of Eldrican, and Sigurda of Helliste.
P) Ruberta, daughter of Feir, King of Eldrican, and Sigurda of Helliste.
Q) Rolland, son of Feir, King of Eldrican, and Sigurda of Helliste.
R) Sigurd, son of Jacor, and Helga of Helliste.
S) Stjelf, son of Jacor, and Helga of Helliste.
T) Irval, son of Jacor, and Helga of Helliste.
U) Gwynna, daughter of Jacor, and Helga of Helliste.



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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14675 on: September 06, 2018, 12:15:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14676 on: September 06, 2018, 12:19:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14677 on: September 06, 2018, 12:20:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14678 on: September 06, 2018, 12:29:21 pm »

A choosing aina may give us a happiness/imperial authority boost due to the court agreeing with our decision
« Last Edit: September 06, 2018, 12:38:40 pm by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14679 on: September 06, 2018, 12:47:54 pm »

C

Let us be honest. We are about to get married, and our army is a few years away from being ready to march to war (especially if the Colossus inflicts major causalities). Whoever we pick here is unlikely to take the throne before we have a legitimate child.

We should use the opportunity to try and rekindle our friendship with Helliste by naming their queen heir in a largely symbolic fashion. Also, damn. Ciri had a lot of kids.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14680 on: September 06, 2018, 12:50:25 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14681 on: September 06, 2018, 12:54:27 pm »

Let us be honest. We are about to get married, and our army is a few years away from being ready to march to war (especially if the Colossus inflicts major causalities). Whoever we pick here is unlikely to take the throne before we have a legitimate child.

We should use the opportunity to try and rekindle our friendship with Helliste by naming their queen heir in a largely symbolic fashion. Also, damn. Ciri had a lot of kids.
i think we should focus on fully digesting cydwyl before we try to annex another country
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14682 on: September 06, 2018, 12:59:06 pm »

The goal isn't annexation. We will make our own son heir once we have one. It is a symbolic gesture towards Helliste, which has moved away from us during the time skip. I don't think Methiant-Cydwyl has any real friends at the moment, so we should try to make some.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14683 on: September 06, 2018, 01:18:24 pm »

A or R

If Aunt Ciri hasn't swayed her husband already, I doubt naming her heir to the empire is likely to change much.

We might have better luck naming a not-in-line prince, give them something to look forward to and avoid trashing up the place? If so perhaps from the Eldrican branch of the family instead (Jacor or Sigurd), to shore up support and blunt their alliance with Rucus from turning our direction.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2018, 01:33:02 pm by mightymushroom »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14684 on: September 06, 2018, 04:35:25 pm »

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