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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777069 times)

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11310 on: May 16, 2018, 03:19:07 pm »

C Curious.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11311 on: May 16, 2018, 03:21:48 pm »

C I'm assuming the Shadowranks have been rebuilt since the fall of Yoe III. I trust them to keep us safe.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11312 on: May 16, 2018, 03:37:38 pm »

B, unless we get confirmation on the shadowranks thing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11313 on: May 16, 2018, 03:42:06 pm »

You let him in.

The diminutive man with unkept red hair on his freckled head is certain young; no more than twenty. He hands you a letter.

"Empress, this is from my master. I'm not supposed to return without a reply."

Intrigued, confused, and with two members of Shadowranks lurking outside the windows, you roll the scroll open and begin to read.

"To the most beautiful and serene lady in charge of certain southern neighbour.

The dissolution of the love between the two houses living near each other pains me, as my forefathers worked hard to maintain a positive relationship, fostering it carefully. Now however, a certain tree, that supports all of my northernly home, is rumored to suffer from incurable illness, and more and more power goes to this young blossom, who wants to see two houses bound together now and forever.

If a certain, still young and beautiful, doe of the south would take this northern-dwelling blossom to her home and accept its sweet silvery seed, the children of this natural union will surely inherit a forest that stands large and proud, casting shadows over all local saplings. Consider this, and reply before the frozen rivers thaw.

Pardon the terrible poetry of epithets and metaphors, my lady, but poetry is language of love, or so the bards say.

C of C."

You look at the young messenger, who is clearly nervous before your regal presence. You decide to...

A) Demand names, straight talk and explanations at once!
B) Accept the offer, and write so in a reply.
C) Decline the offer, and write so in a reply.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11314 on: May 16, 2018, 03:44:11 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11315 on: May 16, 2018, 03:52:22 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11316 on: May 16, 2018, 03:52:37 pm »

Wot
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11317 on: May 16, 2018, 03:53:21 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11318 on: May 16, 2018, 03:55:41 pm »

I'm guessing this is the King's brother whatshisname. A would be the safe bet, but I'm feeling like a risk taker. B.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11319 on: May 16, 2018, 04:06:32 pm »

A.

Also I'm disinclined to accept any offer that includes the words "accept its sweet silvery seed," but maybe it's because I have certain standards for my love poetry.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11320 on: May 16, 2018, 04:15:09 pm »

Wot

Cydwyl Cyl's plotting on our vast tracts of land.

Still, B! Dynastic reunification as well as having a cool Empress, it's the best of both worlds!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11321 on: May 16, 2018, 04:27:44 pm »

A, because they're going to have to put it plainly first. That, and what Lucus said about the poetry :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11322 on: May 16, 2018, 04:35:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11323 on: May 16, 2018, 04:42:21 pm »

B

Much nearer our age. And double Lady Alissa's guard, just in case she finds out prematurely.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11324 on: May 16, 2018, 04:46:08 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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