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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789361 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11280 on: May 14, 2018, 04:32:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11281 on: May 14, 2018, 04:41:09 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11282 on: May 14, 2018, 04:43:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11283 on: May 14, 2018, 04:45:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11284 on: May 14, 2018, 04:59:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11285 on: May 14, 2018, 05:03:50 pm »

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altough if we join the war we also must send word about the unpaid debt

we can ask for the spoils of war, we can ask for koi as a vassal, we can ask the debt being paid in wagons of hypogriff bone (our scholars might study it) and ketton cloth, or something other they might have
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11286 on: May 14, 2018, 05:10:48 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11287 on: May 14, 2018, 05:56:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11288 on: May 14, 2018, 06:30:13 pm »

Ruberta obviously is and will remain for long time pro-Eldrican, therefore options to go against them might not happen for a while. You will have easier time starting war against Cydwyl with her than with her homeland v;

I wouldn't mind that. I mean, we've had plenty of chances to attack Eldrican stretching back two decades and opted for marriages instead. The landscape has shifted.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11289 on: May 14, 2018, 11:56:26 pm »

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BIRDS.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11290 on: May 15, 2018, 12:44:20 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11291 on: May 15, 2018, 12:58:58 am »

A Let them come to us if they need help.  We do not have a formal alliance and that is the kinda thing we should be demanding in the future, enough with this personal union crap.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11292 on: May 15, 2018, 01:27:40 am »

A. This really isn't something we need to worry about.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11293 on: May 16, 2018, 12:44:48 pm »

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You mgiht be wanting to help your family, but your courtiers surely won't share the sentiment, so you decide not to get involved.

1173 AD, Winter

Silver, gold and gems arrive in your Treasury.

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So do the great profits from selling of glasswork and words of praise from your nobles about the quality of Crown-made goblets and plates.

While having a cup of rootbrew and doing some knitwork with Lady Alissa, the topic moves to the children, then to the family, and then to the topic of husbands.

"Empress, I must notice that you're still young and your courtiers have not made efforts to find you another husband. I respect of course the soul of poor Bjern but it is unbecoming of a lady of your stature to go around unmarried."

Knit knit knit.

"So you see, I have been wondering whether I, a humble guest of your house but also a member of your family, should extend my helping hand."

Knit knit knit.

"After some consideration about what would be best for you and for Methiant, I have decided to offer my son Llewyn as your Emperor-Consort."

You stop the knitwork and look at Lady Alissa with dumbstruck expression.

"You can't be serious. I'm fifteen or twenty years older than him! I could be his mother!"

"Actually, I studied the genealogy of our noble families and you're older only by scant eleven years. You can still bear children, and he is a young, healthy and energetic man. If the worst happens, he can help you with daily administration or even rule in your stead." You continue to stare at Lady Alissa.

"Consider my offer, Empress! It's for good of Methiant."

A) "Still, I shall marry a man, not a boy."
B) "Alright, I will have him as my husband."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11294 on: May 16, 2018, 01:15:39 pm »

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