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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789386 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11295 on: May 16, 2018, 01:30:20 pm »

A!

We actually get to pick who we marry now, this is great!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11296 on: May 16, 2018, 01:33:42 pm »

B

I know healthy wives mean lots of children for our male characters. Lets see if it works the other way around.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11297 on: May 16, 2018, 01:37:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11298 on: May 16, 2018, 02:00:16 pm »

Gotta kept the bloodline, we have few options inside the royal line.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11299 on: May 16, 2018, 02:05:25 pm »

B The bloodline is important yeah. Though hopefully Bjern's daughter Rinilda will live long enough to inherit and continue the main branch of the family. Though we also have Bjern's brother and his descendants if Rinilda doesn't live to see the throne.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11300 on: May 16, 2018, 02:26:04 pm »

A. It's tempting politically but probably not a smart move at the end of the day.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11301 on: May 16, 2018, 02:35:46 pm »

A, let us marry some important general, Llewyn is simply too young.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11302 on: May 16, 2018, 02:37:13 pm »

If it's to marry a boy we marry Cyl of Cydwyl and try to merge both nations through marriage A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11303 on: May 16, 2018, 02:39:23 pm »

Alissa sounds like a slightly sneakier version of Segeda pushing her kid's interest. If we accept this, there's no way we will get by without declaring war in the name of Llewyn's claim to the throne of Cydwyl.

A It might not be the worst thing in the world but I'll pass.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11304 on: May 16, 2018, 03:11:07 pm »

You reject her offer and tell her you will marry a man not a boy.

Few weeks later Alissa no longer knits with you, but with your royal matron.

1173 AD, Midwinter

While you tend to little Rinilda, one of the guard knocks on the door. You let him in.

"Your Majesty, there's a man claiming to be a messenger from Cydwyl, but he wishes to meet with you in private, and bears no signs of royal messenger of King Estjald."

A) "Does this assassin believe audacity will save him? Get rid of him!"
B) "He must explain himself otherwise, I will refuse him."
C) "Then he is not from King Estjald, but someone else. Let him in."
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11305 on: May 16, 2018, 03:12:20 pm »

C, wonder what this is about.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11306 on: May 16, 2018, 03:12:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11307 on: May 16, 2018, 03:15:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11308 on: May 16, 2018, 03:15:52 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11309 on: May 16, 2018, 03:16:15 pm »

C.
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