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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777791 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10050 on: April 16, 2018, 01:20:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10051 on: April 16, 2018, 01:20:55 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10052 on: April 16, 2018, 01:23:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10053 on: April 16, 2018, 01:35:22 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10054 on: April 16, 2018, 01:36:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10055 on: April 16, 2018, 01:37:40 pm »

B From what I understand it's not like us going would actually give us an advantage so staying sounds like the best thing to do.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10056 on: April 16, 2018, 01:46:30 pm »

It occured to me I forgot about the Springwine income roll in Autumn; so I just rolled and it was a 2. +1 Economy for you guys!



You decide to stay at the capital.

1165 AD, Late Winter

The Army has crossed the border and has quickly gained control of city of Khosra and surrounding settlements. Parsian resistance, while fierce, has been miniscule at best. Hardly few hundred of Parsian soldiers were defeated.

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House of Learning has been completed. The large building with three towers has gathered scholars, alchemists, theologians and healers from all around Methiant. However, this innovative institution has caused many a traditionalist and religious folk to voice their very bad opinions about this, causing unhapiness.

1165 AD, End of the Year

Time to view the most sacred numbers on the Scrolls of Kingdom Status!

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Happiness: 4
Population: 5
Economy: 8
Army: (9)
Imp.Authority: -1

"The authority has been maintained on a respectable level of sorts, my liege. Our treasury is doing great, however. Some call for the Crown to spend it on something nice!"

A) Sponsor creation of an bronze-cast statue of yourself!
B) Send a lavish gift to one of neighbouring countries.
C) Refurbish old fortresses in the border regions.
D) We ought to sponsor renovation of all those keeps and manors we regained!
E) Time to ask the dwarves to commission us a powerful artifact of sorts!
F) Seek the services of a traveling and powerful Sorceress.
G) Expand the budget of the Army, so it can maintain even greater numbers.
H) Donate to the poor and the needy to show off your generosity.
I) My precioussss *hoard ALL the monies*!

"Also, do you wish to issue another Edict, sire?"

A) Yea!
B) Nay!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10057 on: April 16, 2018, 01:50:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10058 on: April 16, 2018, 01:50:39 pm »

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It's probably for the best to hoard our money just in case we need it for an emergency until the war is over.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10059 on: April 16, 2018, 01:52:01 pm »

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Lets send a gift to the Damdamians. We can call on their aid against Parsia if things get bad. They share a border with the crusading crazy elevener too, so they should realize the threat as well and it shouldn't take much to spur them to action.
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« Reply #10060 on: April 16, 2018, 01:53:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10061 on: April 16, 2018, 01:54:58 pm »

The Damdamians are currently busy with their civil war, Rucus declared their independence when the civil war broke out.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10062 on: April 16, 2018, 01:55:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10063 on: April 16, 2018, 01:58:08 pm »

I'm assuming that recruitment centers will reopen now that the army is actively campaigning.

We should* still be gaining money so one-time deals are okay. *RNG trading

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We can try sending a gift to Cydwyl as a way of upholding the alliance; but I'd like to hold off on new long term spending at home.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10064 on: April 16, 2018, 01:59:21 pm »

War is the perfect time to hire a sorceress!  We can have her make a great beast to invade parsia!

Fantastic sorcery!

Boring statecraft? NO.
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