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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777756 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10080 on: April 16, 2018, 03:15:18 pm »

B
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10081 on: April 16, 2018, 03:15:47 pm »

B.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10082 on: April 16, 2018, 03:19:40 pm »

B!

Also, doesn't the Codex of Training Regimen do anything for us army rolls-wise?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10083 on: April 16, 2018, 03:37:19 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10084 on: April 16, 2018, 03:53:31 pm »

You send him a memo in which you ask that greater guard details are to accompany the scholars.

1166 AD, Mid-Spring

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Your soldiers scored another victory against the Parsians! Slowly, your Army is carving its way to Parsian capital.

1166 AD, Late Spring

You hear news about Cydwyl-Helliste war; after initial stalemate, Erik's forces began pushing toward the center of the rival, mercantile kingdom.

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Your Army has gievn Parsians a thorough smashing. A force of four thousand Methiantese met with five thousand Parsians, including several hundred of elite Cataphracts. But Thundercats and Deathreeds and Methiantese discipline triumphed over the easterners. A thousand of your soldiers has perished; a thousand of Parsians escaped with their lives.

Few days later, you receive a hurried report. Apparently, Manipur of Parsia has sent an envoy to your advancing Army, and he wishes to begin negotiations.

A) Ha! But I'm not done yet!
B) Send him over, so we can talk terms.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10085 on: April 16, 2018, 03:57:19 pm »

Should we talk to him?We might be able to force him out of his ambitions
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10086 on: April 16, 2018, 03:59:03 pm »

A, I think we might be able to go for total subjugation here, though grabbing the borderlands of Gubta with the possibility of vassalizing Parsia later is also an option.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10087 on: April 16, 2018, 03:59:24 pm »

B - We can always refuse after listening to his offer.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10088 on: April 16, 2018, 03:59:57 pm »

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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10089 on: April 16, 2018, 04:01:13 pm »

B

The Shadow Corps must watch this one.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10090 on: April 16, 2018, 04:01:57 pm »

B We can hear him out yeah. Though I still think he's an insane bastard and that we need to crush his power completely before this grows into a much bigger problem.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10091 on: April 16, 2018, 04:02:23 pm »

B, I don't want total subjucation now, not that Manipur have a claim on the throne.
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10092 on: April 16, 2018, 04:04:05 pm »

B

Parsia is too big and powerful to keep as a vassal for long, and too culturally different from Methiant to absorb completely. I say we offer them peace in exchange for the gold mines, and if Manipur is removed from office. We should have nephews running around Parsia, Leath's kids, lets put one of them on the throne.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2018, 07:10:38 pm by Weirdsound »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10093 on: April 16, 2018, 04:07:17 pm »

There's several ways I foresee this going, but I think that if we don't manage to grab Parsia then the Gubtas might, in the event that they get their shit together and don't just elect to do a white peace instead.

Parsia is too big and powerful to keep as a vassal for long, and too culturally different from Methiant to absorb completely. I say we offer them peace in exchange for the gold mines, and if Manipur is removed from office. We should have nephews running around Parsia, Leath's kids, lets put one of them on the throne.

Luathbas seemed to absorb Augas eventually, and we're not particularly religiously incompatible on account of our tolerance edicts. The cultural differences can be deceiving: Felonsein was a massive source of trouble for the longest time, for example.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10094 on: April 16, 2018, 04:10:34 pm »

Fair enough. I guess we could absorb it if need be.

Also, Parsia used to be two Kingdoms before Manipur's father united them. We could use that to split our conquest into two more manageable vassals.
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