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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
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Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787323 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9105 on: March 27, 2018, 04:27:09 pm »

Oh man, if someone had said that before I would've voted to attack Eldrican last time. I've been hoping for a chance to get the fireblood materials for a while now. Anyway, CBBA.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9106 on: March 27, 2018, 04:45:33 pm »

A,B,A,A

If total war war-hammer has taught me anything, it's that war will fill your coffers.

We can suspend fire-blood development, and keep production.

Keep the Army up because we are about to go to war, and no edicts at a -1.

Also, Did we ever finish the giant Cyl Statue?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9107 on: March 27, 2018, 04:51:16 pm »

A,B,A,B
[...] and no edicts at a -1.
No edicts is A, brah
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9108 on: March 27, 2018, 04:55:52 pm »

A,B,A,B
[...] and no edicts at a -1.
No edicts is A, brah
Whoops. Thank you.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9109 on: March 27, 2018, 06:15:17 pm »

If total war war-hammer has taught me anything, it's that war will fill your coffers.

Somebody tried to convince me of this before, that we didn't need to worry about military spending because the army could make money for us.

The thing is, it mostly hasn't. We don't pick up spoils as we pillage. We fought a protracted engagement as an alliance member against the Agaresians and got squat in the peace. We tried renting the army to the Eldricans and look how that turned out.

There is a case to be made where we got the Ceodwell gold mines for a while, and the Donuth silver mines now, and the Tiftit vineyards in the future. But all these things are tied to the land: when we split Ceodwell with the Parsians we lost the income. The army can get us land, and the land can get us money, but the example of Felonsein and Eval suggests that the relationship is largely a matter of what opportunities we pick up along the way. Military action alone doesn't cut it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9110 on: March 27, 2018, 06:22:18 pm »

If total war war-hammer has taught me anything, it's that war will fill your coffers.

Somebody tried to convince me of this before, that we didn't need to worry about military spending because the army could make money for us.

The thing is, it mostly hasn't. We don't pick up spoils as we pillage. We fought a protracted engagement as an alliance member against the Agaresians and got squat in the peace. We tried renting the army to the Eldricans and look how that turned out.

There is a case to be made where we got the Ceodwell gold mines for a while, and the Donuth silver mines now, and the Tiftit vineyards in the future. But all these things are tied to the land: when we split Ceodwell with the Parsians we lost the income. The army can get us land, and the land can get us money, but the example of Felonsein and Eval suggests that the relationship is largely a matter of what opportunities we pick up along the way. Military action alone doesn't cut it.

I think that if we don't make money when we win a war, it is because we prefer healthy land to money. We typically get some sort of option to loot and/or pillage, but we typically don't take it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9111 on: March 27, 2018, 10:27:29 pm »

Eldricans still owe us money, and they said they wouldn't pay for it


-His vassal, the koi, is where the silver mine is (we can send our spymaster to discover if they are being unhappy vassals, maybe they would wan't to change their overlords)
-maybe they have sulphur yet
-maybe we can get closer to the calvodocians and other nations
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9112 on: March 28, 2018, 09:56:23 am »

CBBA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9113 on: March 28, 2018, 11:01:36 am »

ABBA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9114 on: March 28, 2018, 11:28:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9115 on: March 28, 2018, 12:47:12 pm »

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You decide to cut the military spending for a year, and pass on Edicts this year.

1158 AD, Spring

The great statue of yourself is unveilved in the central square of Methe!

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The artist did great, and the artwork is truly spectacular, but your subjects are indifferent. Quite opposite effect from the one you had on mind...

1158 AD, Mid-Spring

The Priests of the Hunt of the Pantheon arrive in the palace. After they bless the gathered courtiers in simple ceremony, they approach you and bow.

"My liege, it is time of great importance! The stars and omens from the deities in the heavens all point that this year is the most favorable in decades to host the Hunt for the White Stag. We ask you to sponsor this ceremonial hunt and great feast and partake in them, so that your house and our nation will be blessed by the Pantheon in turn!"

You decide to...

A) Host the Great Hunt and take part in it personally!
B) Sponsor the Hunt, and send Eivan in your place.
C) Sponsor the Hunt, and send Saenn in your place.
D) Turn down the proposal, politely making an excuse.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9116 on: March 28, 2018, 12:50:47 pm »

D. We are broke, and this is literally the same ritual that killed our father and sent Methiant into civil war.

Also, we litterally have a son who is a Pantheonist priest. We may have stripped him from the line of succession, but if we did send somebody, it should have been him.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9117 on: March 28, 2018, 12:53:52 pm »

You decide to cut the military spending for a year, and pass on Edicts this year.

Don't forget fireblood spending!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9118 on: March 28, 2018, 12:55:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9119 on: March 28, 2018, 12:55:18 pm »

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