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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787192 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9120 on: March 28, 2018, 12:56:40 pm »

A Well this almost always ends in something interesting happening.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9121 on: March 28, 2018, 01:02:05 pm »

You decide to cut the military spending for a year, and pass on Edicts this year.

Don't forget fireblood spending!

B

He's not a good hunter but if some mystical shit happens he'll be allllll over it.

This is the worst idea. If our son completes the hunt and gets the boon, he would have a serious claim to the throne. Our official heir is a baby who may not be old enough to rule before we die. We need to keep Eivan and Saeen weak to avoid a second civil war.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9122 on: March 28, 2018, 01:05:09 pm »

I think a nice civil war would be pretty fun right about now though.

The last one was ended so prematurely by a gm error, I think we deserve a redo.
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9123 on: March 28, 2018, 01:06:00 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9124 on: March 28, 2018, 01:06:42 pm »

D I have to go with the "we're broke" argument.
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Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9125 on: March 28, 2018, 01:09:06 pm »

B. It isn't that expensive, and this is a regional tradition.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9126 on: March 28, 2018, 01:16:32 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9127 on: March 28, 2018, 01:27:13 pm »

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You decline their request, citing other things the Methiantese money needs to be spent.

1158 AD, Late Spring

King Erik's wife Alissa gave birth to twins! The two boys born were named 'Llewyn' and 'Tolin'.

1158 AD, Summer

A report comes from the Orcworld; the construction of the citadel is progressing smoothly, and orcish raiders are repelled without much casualties, but the commander of the to-be-constructed fort believes that it would be beneficial to speed construction somewhat, because the orcish raiding groups are only getting larger as of late. He fears the orcs might prepare a large assault once again, and he would rather have somewhere safe to hide and weather the savage tide.

A) Coward! I will send him more soldiers if he is so scared of facing orcs in battle.
B) He is a little tense, isn't he? I doubt the situation is that bad, he really doesn't need the supplies.
C) Alright, that is some sound reasoning. He will have the supplies.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9128 on: March 28, 2018, 01:27:45 pm »

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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9129 on: March 28, 2018, 01:28:53 pm »

A No money
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9130 on: March 28, 2018, 01:29:21 pm »

A

We can spare more soldiers than we can money.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9131 on: March 28, 2018, 01:30:44 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9132 on: March 28, 2018, 01:32:00 pm »

-le snip-

Oh hey I just noticed Draignean posted in here! Welcome back Draigu! :3
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9133 on: March 28, 2018, 01:32:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9134 on: March 28, 2018, 01:38:13 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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