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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Kashyyk]

A

[Haspen]

You order a charge!

6*

Your soldiers ride and strike into the heart of the advancing sea of torches. Either the Evalian troops weren't prepared for this or thought you were still busy with raiders, because the charge is glorious and worthy of a song or two. Your Army divides the advancing rebels into two, and both sides begin to crumble. Many are killed and the attack on the camp is repelled, although the chaos denies your soldiers the immediate ability to pursuit, or even locate, the heart of the rebel forces.

The morning comes, and bodies are counted; there is thousand five hundred of them, a third of them Methiantese. Numerically the attack and the casualties are lesser than the panic of the night would dictate.

Your scouts return; the Evalians are busily regrouping just over the small forest to the southwest. No doubt they will try to either escape or attack you again. It seems that there's no more than three thousand Evalians in the camp, but there's no information on their leaders.

A) We can easily use the time to rest and regroup ourselves.
B) A good opportunity to go and strike them where it hurts!

[mightymushroom]

B

[Maximum Spin]

B

[Weirdsound]

B

[crazyabe]

B.

[Haspen]

Another charge, another chance for glory!

7!*

Your charge bumps into the fortified camp of the enemy, but that is not enough to stop you! The camp is overrun and the inferior troops of Euron fall easily before your soldiers. The King himself is not present in the camp.

By the end of the day, your force shrinks to less than three thousand, but no Evalian is left either alive or free. All the information you get from captives is that their force was led by Euron's brother Lesas (your agents find his body a while later), and King of Eval is currently organizing defense of the capital.

A) Truly only a madman would continue to resist our glorious troops. Time to show Euron that we are capable of negotiation and cooperation.
B) A futile attempt, because the end of this insurrection draws near, he just hasn't noticed that. Time to approach the capital and begin its siege.

[10ebbor10]

A

[ZBridges]

B

[Maximum Spin]

A

[milo christiansen]

Bash the walls down and show them how we treat rebels!

[crazyabe]

Burn the False KING.

[Prophet]

B

[Weirdsound]

Could we just have the option to leave a siege and return home? I don't want to negoiate with terrorists, but it strikes me as kinda dumb to try and take a city/castle with so few men and none of our powder weapons. If not B. Perhaps we will get the option to throw a siege and return home once we get to his capital. We can wait until Cidric is done with our men up north to strike the final blow.

Also, Cyl's rolls this campaign have just been unreal. I'm still of the mind that his reclusive trait means that we need to get him killed or give him an excuse to abdicate soon, but I will acknowledge that he is one BAMF. You do not fuck with the emperor.

[Puppyguard]

B