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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Maximum Spin]

Also, Cyl's rolls this campaign have just been unreal. I'm still of the mind that his reclusive trait means that we need to get him killed or give him an excuse to abdicate soon, but I will acknowledge that he is one BAMF. You do not fuck with the emperor.

It's been proven that we can lose negative traits with judicious personality adjustment, you know.

[mightymushroom]

It's been proven that we can lose negative traits with judicious personality adjustment, you know.

Well we certainly got him out of the office!

A
It is common courtesy to parley right before sieging.

[Arlos]

B I remember us wasting money rebuilding this place at some point, look at them rebelling now :/
We need to do a Lingua Methian soon.
Also, this campaign is one hell of a reminder of why Cyl is called the conqueror, everyone from his noble to his neighbor must be quaking in their boots

[Blood_Librarian]

A Valiant attempt, reminds me of the tale of the Agathian knights and the Masonic Order.

[Baffler]

A. If it was just these guys I might see B but we have other people to fight once we're done here, if we can do this bloodlessly that's just that many soldiers saved for fighting them.

[Taricus]

B, Because the ONE thing you don't do to Cyl is getting him to start a war (Unless you're a bearded midget.)

[Haspen]

You order the siege of their capital to begin!

1149 AD, Autumn

The siege continues, and you get some very scary news from a scout that met with some refugees from deep south - Holy Damdamian Empire has just spectacularly imploded on itself!

Apparently, after their first Emperor died, his son and heir got sick and died also. Because he haven't got time to get more kids than a single daughter so far, some people didn't want to back her (nevermind her mother) and instead declared independence or begun a fight to restore republicanism to Damdamians. States are fighting with each other, usurpers or free kings rise to the thrones, and everyone is in it for himself. Monarchists are trying to hold on to power and established a regency for Empress Iva (who is only 10 at the moment), but still, people around the nation aren't listening. A mighty example would be Margrave of Rufus, at Methiant-Lametanian border, who just declared himself an independent king.

Boy, tis a mess if you ever saw one.

1149 AD, Mid-Autumn

The siege continues. Weak attempts by Evalians outside the capital to disrupt your siege were easily squashed.

1149 AD, Late Autumn

Your agents bring news that food shortage has struck Evalian capital.

Few days later, you get even (potentially) better news; Euron is looking to negotiate.

A) Naah, let's starve them a while longer.
B) Finally, he has got some oil in that brain of his.

[Chevaleresse]

B, the sooner this ends the better.

[ZBridges]

B

[Weirdsound]

B

[helmacon]

B

The Damdamian Empire shattering is a good thing for us. They were a constant threat to us, and was forcing us to play politics with the people around us. If we can get this rebel business wrapped up, and provided they are still shattered in a few years time when the army is recovered, we could probably make a few worthwhile land grabs down south.

[Harry Baldman]

A

I feel like odds are strong that this'll be some kind of assassination attempt because I have no idea what they could possibly expect us to give them after a shitshow like this.

[VoidSlayer]

I would prefer to help the margrave out with establishing themselves as fully independent, have an ally/client state in between us and the empire.

That said B.

Lets hope they remember the price for betraying a flag of diplomacy.

[Rockeater]

B We destroyed enough to prevent others from raising at least until our death.

[Harry Baldman]

I just don't really see a point in talking to them if we can just wait a couple of months and have their own people deliver their heads to us on a silver platter out of starvation.