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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776204 times)

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8070 on: March 09, 2018, 06:20:39 am »

You know, I kind of agree. If this was the first time, of course. If it was the second, maybe. But this is the third time that they've slighted us. A

If they want to talk, they can raise the white flag first.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8071 on: March 09, 2018, 06:53:47 am »

B - We can always reject him after hearing his terms.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8072 on: March 09, 2018, 08:10:10 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8073 on: March 09, 2018, 08:50:18 am »

B
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8074 on: March 09, 2018, 08:54:25 am »

I just don't really see a point in talking to them if we can just wait a couple of months and have their own people deliver their heads to us on a silver platter out of starvation.

Because the Evalians are an independent-minded former nation rabble and see us as unjust oppressors. Starving them will only reinforce that and may make the next rebellion stronger.

A
Because we totally are just justified oppressors and starving them may also make the next rebellion weaker.
This is basically the third time Cyl's "conquered" Eval. We negotiated the original Duke's safe passage out of there and it didn't help any.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8075 on: March 09, 2018, 11:28:13 am »

Let's show how reasonable we are B if they try anything funny it will be worse for them.



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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8076 on: March 09, 2018, 11:38:33 am »

You decide to send an offer of negotiations to King Euron.

The messenger returns next day; Euron and his peoples are only interested in joining the Empire as free people of Eval, and if you will respect their quasi-independence, they will put down their weapons.

A) He mispelled 'Methiantese subjects' and I'm gonna take that as an insult. Starvation it is!
B) I could be partial to making them vassals instead. I mean, come on, we're big and strong, what better senior could they get?
C) Fine, a frankenstein of client-state-slash-ally works for me, as long as they stop rebelling. It's getting tedious.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8077 on: March 09, 2018, 11:42:09 am »

A
B maybe if they have enough to give us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8078 on: March 09, 2018, 11:44:31 am »

B.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8079 on: March 09, 2018, 11:46:06 am »

A or B?

he has a bit of backbone, if he decides to help us they will be a nice ally

But they are being rebellious and having someone with power doesn't seen so nice, maybe it will pacify them enough
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8080 on: March 09, 2018, 11:47:47 am »

I don't really get what the differences between these three options are.

But if they wanted more self determination they should have done it peacefully. Certainly the rebellious dude can't be rewarded for this... If different Evalians ask for some more self determination in a number of years, I think that'd be more acceptable...

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8081 on: March 09, 2018, 11:48:46 am »

A

Getting infrequent vassal tribute from Eval could be handy but this dude's a crazed fucknut and we want him dead for sure.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8082 on: March 09, 2018, 11:49:34 am »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8083 on: March 09, 2018, 12:07:23 pm »

"Our army is gone and we're starving, so we're asking you to give us all the independence we ever wanted and we'll stop fighting."

A in't gonna happen.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8084 on: March 09, 2018, 12:08:29 pm »

A - If you wanted those options you should have asked rather than taking up arms.
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