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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778249 times)

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5250 on: December 27, 2017, 02:34:23 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5251 on: December 27, 2017, 03:40:45 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5252 on: December 27, 2017, 04:15:05 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5253 on: December 27, 2017, 06:56:57 am »

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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5254 on: December 27, 2017, 07:49:20 am »

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Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5255 on: December 27, 2017, 07:57:16 am »

A, and really the two-man mortar is still pretty damned useful.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5256 on: December 27, 2017, 08:09:06 am »

A, and really the two-man mortar is still pretty damned useful.
Agree, especially since we're going to get those handheld guns later when we refine our knowledge more. That means CONTINUING THIS one!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5257 on: December 27, 2017, 10:48:28 am »

And Then we have our head Blown off.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5258 on: December 27, 2017, 10:54:36 am »

Do we still have that necklace that protects us against projectiles or did we misplace it?

In any case, A. Make sure to pack that armor tunic though.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5259 on: December 27, 2017, 11:14:41 am »

You agree to have a presentation arranged.

*KZZZZZT*

1132 AD, Spring

It has been quiet for too long, some of your courtiers murmur.

Zealotry amongst 'theists' of Methiant is on the rise. A theological dispute got out of hand and now the 'true' Methiantese are riled up and riling up fellow citizens against the 'eastern scum' that are Alldivines and the Enyntheists, the former in fact preparing their own militants within their old keeps and castles their Cloisters occupy.

A) Obviously, the philosophical movements are at fault for this! We ought to curb Enyntheist and Alldivine influences.
B) Obviously, the deistic religions are to be blamed! We gotta throttle the influences of Singularism and Pantheonism.
C) Someone here is clearly thinking themselves too strong. It's time the throne clips the wings of the various prominent cults and remind them who's in charge of Methiant peoples!
D) And that's not my concern.
E) I think it's time to declare Alldivinism as true religon of Methiant to show them who's boss here!
F) Just have the Army strengthen the garrisons of cities and increase patrols on the road to dissuade any religious violence from popping up.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5260 on: December 27, 2017, 11:16:05 am »

C

They agreed to not be fuckups at the council. They'd better be sticking to that.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5261 on: December 27, 2017, 12:05:33 pm »

C Forget your place in our land at your own peril.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5262 on: December 27, 2017, 12:22:21 pm »

I find the lack of options to throw money at this issue disturbing.

F for now. Wait for somebody to make the first move. We can lash out at the first party to break the agreement of the council with our full wrath, and be fully justified in doing so.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5263 on: December 27, 2017, 12:52:06 pm »

F
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« Reply #5264 on: December 27, 2017, 01:04:56 pm »

F

I wish I could believe adopting a single religion would solve anything, but then we'd just have people challenging the state religion instead of the state pluralism.
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