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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778177 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5235 on: December 26, 2017, 06:25:13 pm »

Wait though. Are the alchemists still waiting outside to tell us something?

Poor alchemists
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5236 on: December 26, 2017, 06:34:16 pm »

A) Nothing is more urgent than Fireblood research! Bring in the alchemists.
B) Urgent news require urgent attention! Let the messenger inside.

So... did our alchemists get bored and wander off?

Edit: what birdy said.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5237 on: December 26, 2017, 06:37:45 pm »

Day 34:

Our food supplies are running as dry as our budgets. We've taken to devouring the younger alchemists for sustenance.

The King has not seen us yet.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5238 on: December 26, 2017, 06:43:14 pm »

A

Keep ignoring the alchemists, they deserve it.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5239 on: December 26, 2017, 07:34:16 pm »

A

Now that we're getting the full measure from the gold mines we can afford a celebration.
And quietly pretend we totally did not space out on the alchemists.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5240 on: December 26, 2017, 07:52:52 pm »

Wait though. Are the alchemists still waiting outside to tell us something?

They must have failed their strange mood, gone melancholy, and jumped into the moat.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5241 on: December 27, 2017, 12:35:39 am »

You decide to sponsor the extra year of festivities.

*KZZZZT*

Now, that the messenger from the mines is gone, you can meet with the Alchemists.

"Greetings, my liege! We bring joyous news! Years of our research on hand-held version of Thundercats finally brought fruit. It is a small enough tube that can be carried and operated by two men and which launches a ball the size of one's head, but unfortunately that isn't as useful as we've thought, and various military commanders are rather skeptical of its field effectivenes."

"However we've been testing various concepts and Fireblood formulas and by accident we have stumbled upon certain group of mixes that ignites and burns for long time. One in particular kept the fire going and was very hard to extinguish. 'Now this', say the officers, 'is something we can use to burn down things!'. We would like to have a demonstration of the invention with you attending, sire, by the next Summer perhaps?" You decide that...

A) A demonstration would be lovely!
B) You have no time for this foolishness.
C) This isn't what you want! Get me handheld guns!!
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5242 on: December 27, 2017, 12:39:27 am »

A

Bah! Handheld guns probably wouldn't ever take off anyways.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5243 on: December 27, 2017, 12:45:12 am »

C!

Also, we ought to go after the kashites while we still got that prophecy with us, ya know?
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5244 on: December 27, 2017, 01:15:54 am »

C, even if it's just for the loud noise.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5245 on: December 27, 2017, 01:25:58 am »

A burn down the castle, no need to storm it!

Edit: NO NOT OUR CASTLE THE ENEMY.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5246 on: December 27, 2017, 01:28:51 am »

A, although hand-cannons would be really nice if they were loaded with thin linen bags of lead shot...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5247 on: December 27, 2017, 01:30:23 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5248 on: December 27, 2017, 01:32:40 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5249 on: December 27, 2017, 01:36:34 am »

A
Demonstration first, then we decide. We can always change our mind.
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