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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777913 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5010 on: December 18, 2017, 02:53:51 pm »

Honestly I wish we could do both A and B.

We won't cause trouble, but he needs to know how shit they are.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5011 on: December 18, 2017, 04:15:00 pm »

Honestly, I'd say C. If it dosn't work, at least Daric will know we put a good faith effort in.

And because of the prophecy, which I still suspect is tied to Cyl's reign, I'd rather wait until the next king rises if we want to mess with the dwarves again.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5012 on: December 18, 2017, 04:15:24 pm »

C
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5013 on: December 18, 2017, 04:15:33 pm »

A

We have no trouble with the western dwarves. We are an eastwards going kingdom after all.
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5014 on: December 18, 2017, 04:29:09 pm »

B
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5015 on: December 18, 2017, 06:18:53 pm »

C, the rest of the dwarves are on the side we don't want to conquer, so let's just politely explain that to them and be friends?
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5016 on: December 18, 2017, 06:20:46 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5017 on: December 19, 2017, 03:10:28 am »

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You decide to ask King Daric help repair your relationship with the dwarves. He laughs a little.

"Dwarves don't even pretend to be modest. They're as capricious as easily bribed. Just send them money. My father did that three times after three different incidents and the dwarves were back to being amicable neighbours in no-time." You try to ask him to be a mediator though.

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Unfortunately, he doesn't believe that your problems are his problems, and advises you to go and fix it yourself using the methods he prescribed.

You decide to swtich topics. What's the next thing you want to talk about?

A) Marriages and family ties!
B) Religious discussion!
C) Trade agreements!
D) Military matters!
E) ...Actually, let's just resume partying.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2017, 03:25:01 am by Haspen »
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5018 on: December 19, 2017, 03:12:33 am »

A
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5019 on: December 19, 2017, 03:14:24 am »

A

Edit: Good to know dwarven friendship can be bought. Might be of use down the line. I'm still leaning slightly towards just killing them for more elf boons once Cyl dies and the prophecy is no longer a thing, but it is good to know we have options.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5020 on: December 19, 2017, 03:14:58 am »

D Will you join arms against southerners? their religions will probably try to engulf us, and your nation already won some battles against them.
something for the future?
wanna raid our east when we decide to take something else by force? Make them weaker grab spoils distract the main army while we conquer.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5021 on: December 19, 2017, 03:20:59 am »

C!
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5022 on: December 19, 2017, 03:22:07 am »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5023 on: December 19, 2017, 03:59:47 am »

D Will you join arms against southerners? their religions will probably try to engulf us, and your nation already won some battles against them.
something for the future?
wanna raid our east when we decide to take something else by force? Make them weaker grab spoils distract the main army while we conquer.

This game isn't big on discussing long term future plans, and I'd like a few more years to recover before picking our next round of fights.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5024 on: December 19, 2017, 07:40:02 am »

A.
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