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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777916 times)

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5040 on: December 19, 2017, 02:43:53 pm »

C

Maybe the boy will still find a way, but it'll have to be his journey.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5041 on: December 19, 2017, 02:44:26 pm »

A
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5042 on: December 19, 2017, 02:46:42 pm »

A. Why do I get the feeling he is interested in his own niece and that is where the -2 came from?
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5043 on: December 19, 2017, 02:59:23 pm »

C
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5044 on: December 19, 2017, 03:08:30 pm »

C

I like to think that ? is Cyl picking up on Daric getting real weird about it all of a sudden.

Anyway, son, why don't you fall for somebody more attainable. Such as a lovely pickpocket or a traveling minstrel or a runaway elven princess or something.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5045 on: December 19, 2017, 03:31:31 pm »

C. 
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5046 on: December 19, 2017, 03:35:04 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5047 on: December 19, 2017, 03:38:56 pm »

You tell Ustwelf that you talked with King Daric about this and there shall be absolutely no marrying Deanna to him, and it's time to move on. Young Ustwelf looks completely devastated, and sulks thorough whole return journey.

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Speaking of the return journey, it was as calm as it was peaceful.

1130 AD, Autumn

Aaand you return to the Palace just in time for some truly joyous news - a rebellion rears its ugly head in the north!

"Your Majesty," The Advisor speaks up, opening up some scrolls. "The rebels are led by a nobleman called Daen Cuthwynn, a very distant relative of yours. Your agents determine he has about two thousand well-armed soldiers and mercenaries, as well as few Blackhearts, plus twice the number of peasant rabble who joined his 'crusade' against your 'dishonorable' self." He is marching from his home lands near Cydwyl border, and seems concentrated on heading straight for the capital of Methiant.

Your courtiers ask for correct choice of action.

A) I shall send a letter to the rebel horde, offering lenience if they give up.
B) I think best choice is to negotiate, maybe they're reasonable?
C) I need to tell you? Send our glorious Army to crush the rebels!
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5048 on: December 19, 2017, 03:40:49 pm »

Where is the option for us to have the Spymaster help him have a sudden accident?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5049 on: December 19, 2017, 03:41:53 pm »

Pretty hard to do if you're surrounded by guards, loyalists and trained soldiers ;v
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5050 on: December 19, 2017, 03:42:02 pm »

Told you so *sigh*

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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5051 on: December 19, 2017, 03:42:53 pm »

A I guess.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5052 on: December 19, 2017, 03:43:56 pm »

A.
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5053 on: December 19, 2017, 03:44:08 pm »

C
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5054 on: December 19, 2017, 03:48:20 pm »

4k peasants, 2k mercenaries and some Blackhearts vs. 6 Army and Thundercats.

Not the worst odds, certainly. Better mess them up before they scuff our lovely walls, however. C!
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