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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777849 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4980 on: December 17, 2017, 01:41:06 pm »

I'd much rather do B, but until the Kashites get back to us we don't know if we can afford it.
C Try to make it clear that we're still interested in being an intermediary partner.


This may be a good time for me to apologize to [I don't recall whom], for saying that ketton cloth doesn't give happiness after you posted that it did. I was looking back for something else and found a year when it did indeed have a happiness effect (we rolled a 6 to get it). I was wrong.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4981 on: December 17, 2017, 02:38:54 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4982 on: December 17, 2017, 03:36:53 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4983 on: December 17, 2017, 03:56:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4984 on: December 17, 2017, 08:33:32 pm »

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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4985 on: December 18, 2017, 05:54:52 am »

B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4986 on: December 18, 2017, 08:41:04 am »

You mention that there's Kashites who might be interested in the cloth, and they live behind eastern border of Methiant.

King Daric rubs his bearded chin.

"I will have to speak with my merchants and advisors, after the feast." You agree that that's a good idea and move on to other topics.

You mention that years in the past your Kingdom had a trade deal, Fireblood ingredients in exchange for money-

"Apologies, our mines aren't what they used to be, and we use the minerals for our own siege engines." Didn't hurt to try.

*Now before we move on to othe part of the feast, there's quite few topics that could be discussed with King Daric and there's one that's currently most important for you... What would it be?

A) Marriages and family ties!
B) Military matters!
C) The dwarves!
D) Trade agreements!
E) Religious discussion!
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4987 on: December 18, 2017, 08:49:06 am »

A lets us talk about our son and his neice.
B and C could be similar.  Stomping another dwarf fortress would get us more loot from thr elves too. Seems fair after how much they screwed over our people as well.
D kinda just happened, I'm not seeing much more coming from that
E feels like a tricky subject.  I'd rather not touch this.

I'm gonna go with A. Closer ties with our brother kingdom is always good.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4988 on: December 18, 2017, 08:53:50 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4989 on: December 18, 2017, 08:54:51 am »

C
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4990 on: December 18, 2017, 08:55:00 am »

A

I want to ahve a word with him about what happened to the Dearves too, though...
« Last Edit: December 18, 2017, 08:58:13 am by Imic »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4991 on: December 18, 2017, 08:55:55 am »

A's not a great idea because it naturally segues into us getting one of our eldest children killed and the other one married to a commoner, which I feel he'd be less than well-disposed toward.

Let's go with C, dwarfmurder has the potential to bring all of humanity together.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4992 on: December 18, 2017, 08:57:51 am »

Yeah, actually.
Straight to C. I miss the Dwarves being our buddies.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4993 on: December 18, 2017, 09:45:52 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4994 on: December 18, 2017, 10:36:40 am »

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