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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778133 times)

Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #900 on: July 02, 2017, 01:28:55 pm »

B, we've got three days up here yet.
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #901 on: July 02, 2017, 03:29:20 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #902 on: July 02, 2017, 03:44:32 pm »

B
somehow, I don't think this is a nrgg.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #903 on: July 02, 2017, 06:39:17 pm »

B! Become the Father of Mountainous Megafauna!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #904 on: July 02, 2017, 06:41:08 pm »

B if we get a dragon this is a huuuuuge success
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #905 on: July 03, 2017, 10:46:41 am »

B
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #906 on: July 03, 2017, 10:57:16 am »

B.

After that, we can pet it and love it and name it Tad Cooper.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #907 on: July 03, 2017, 11:18:58 am »

You give it a small bite of dried meat.

It snatches it into its jaws and then scurries up the rocks and stones, towards the very peak of the mountains. You wait for a while but it doesn't come down, content in perching on a boulder outside your reach.

You leave for home.



Congratulations! King Yoe has finished up an Epic Quest!



Within a week you're back at your palace, and just hours after you get a bath and a decent meal, the Wizard comes back. You wish to regale him with tales of your many exploits, but he cuts you off.

"I know that you have succeeded in the task that I have given you. Look for a red swan and the fire of the grassland. Those will be signs that Queen of Vanity is no more harassing your land." The enigmatic, robed old man leaves your palace without further ado.

1082 AD, Mid-Spring

Strange reports are coming from the very southeast of Methiant! Soon after the scholars sighted the Red Swan, a comet, pass on the night sky, someone set fire to one of the grasslands near the village of Ynoen. The peasants, after securing the fire and then making sure it won't consume their farms, have discovered a charred, roasted body of a giant spider amongst the ashes!

Tis must be Queen of Vanity's final fate. All across the Kingdom celebrate the sudden death of the foul, wicked monstrosity!

1082 AD, Summer

News come from the north; Princess Dogethe have succeeded her father as ruler of Cydwyl, and has begun extensive military campaign against the Ionith. Reports claim that she has many Alldivine monks, Donuth mercenaries and, apparently, a Helliste 'warlock' at her side, whomever a warlock is supposed to be (apparently all he does is tell fortune from innards of dead animals and brew medicinal tonics for Dogethe's soldiers).

1082 AD, Autumn

Your wife has given birth to a boy! This time the child is fine and healthy, the medics say, and Auga bestows the name of 'Ean' upon the child.

Few days later you receive a secret letter from Kings of Dahnia. They wish to interest you in a surprise attack against the rear of Cydwyl Kingdom. They promise personal union with Dahnian royal family, heap of wealth and an enchanted ruby, Eye of Gods, if you can take down Dogethe's domain.

A) Naw, let's not get ourselves in a mess against Cydwyls again..
B) Sure, that is a good enough price to involve our soldiers. Blow the war horn!
C) They're doubly stupid - not only we won't lift a finger, we will forward the letter to Queen Dogethe!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #908 on: July 03, 2017, 12:11:36 pm »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #909 on: July 03, 2017, 12:11:56 pm »

C
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #910 on: July 03, 2017, 12:26:07 pm »

C See if we can't ally with her against them
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #911 on: July 03, 2017, 12:45:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #912 on: July 03, 2017, 12:49:20 pm »

You have the messenger thrown into the dungeon and the Dahnian letter, with a letter of your own, sent to Queen Dogethe of Cydwyl.

1082 AD, Mid-Autumn

The secret envoy returns; Queen Dogethe sent you nothing besides few words of gratitude for exposing the Dahnian's plottings.

1082 AD, Winter

The Spymaster bumps onto you, with few men behind him.

"What is the reason for this uncouth bumping of my personage?" You ask, and the Spymaster bows.

"My liege, we have news of utmost importance. Actually, two news. The first is that few of our servants have managed to divulge the formula for Fireblood from Felonsein masters. The second is that my operatives in the east have found evidence that a rebellion is growing in Ceodwell, the nobles plotting with the youngest son of King Aun, Eogvanth."

As for Fireblood...

A) Ask your alchemists and engineers to begin tinkering with the thing.
B) Begin a well-funded project to prepare your own Fireblood for the use in your military!
C) Keep the secret, secret, for now.

As for Ceodwell rebellion...

A) Send operatives to contact Eogvanth and his rebels.
B) Send anonymous warning to your father-in-law, King Aun.
C) Keep this information to yourself.

//No split votes pls.
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
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Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #913 on: July 03, 2017, 12:51:06 pm »

A, B.
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