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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778114 times)

Chevaleresse

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #885 on: July 01, 2017, 04:46:52 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #886 on: July 01, 2017, 04:48:04 pm »

A
Egg will probably die if we waste time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #887 on: July 01, 2017, 04:57:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #888 on: July 01, 2017, 05:25:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #889 on: July 01, 2017, 05:40:57 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #890 on: July 01, 2017, 06:52:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #891 on: July 01, 2017, 07:40:49 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #892 on: July 02, 2017, 01:38:49 am »

You decide to begin the hatching process right away. You plop the egg in the roost, craddle it with your legs and-

"HISSSSSS." You quickly stand up and look around, before you notice a large, white, six-legged serpent descent from the rocks! This 'dragon' looks extremely pissed that you violated his roost and attacks!

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You manage to evade his large, toothed jaw for long enough to get into proper stance and draw your sword, phew!

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What follows its vicious exchange of attempted bites and attempted slashes, although you do score few cuts on the snake's skin. It only makes it hiss louder.

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Then as it overextends himself and tries to bit your face, you manage to duck and shove your sword into under its neck. The dragon-thing hisses in pain, coils and springs about, its large tail thrashing at you!

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You get smacked in the face, but you then manage to get away. The dragon hisses, convulses, and then remains still. After a good minute, you walk up to it and gently kick its head.

It is dead.

Few minutes later, after you cool off, you get rid of the snake's body and then sit with your egg.

As the evening comes, you begin to wonder if you even care properly for it...

A) Sing it an old human lullaby about Zaku and his seven elven princesses.
B) Wrap the egg in your sleeping blankets and lit a bonfire by the roost.
C) Just keep sitting it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #893 on: July 02, 2017, 01:45:06 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #894 on: July 02, 2017, 01:46:30 am »

So glad we didn't roll anything lower than 3.
So sad that we lack a spear for this. :P But woo, victory \o/

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #895 on: July 02, 2017, 02:00:05 am »

B: Maybe it will hatch...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #896 on: July 02, 2017, 04:27:51 am »

B
it needs some looove.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #897 on: July 02, 2017, 06:04:02 am »

A, the way to really make things heat up is with your voice!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #898 on: July 02, 2017, 01:25:09 pm »

A, Though I hardly think the song is going to really be appropriate for such a small dragon or whatever.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #899 on: July 02, 2017, 01:28:18 pm »

You sing the egg a song.

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It begins to crack! The egg is hatching thanks to your melodious voice!

A tiny unfeathered chick leaks out from it! In the next hour spent under your blankets, the chick grows up and develops scales, before chirping at you.

A) Pet it and play widdit.
B) Give it small bite of dried meat.
C) Leave the scalechick and head home.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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