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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778054 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #915 on: July 03, 2017, 01:15:41 pm »

B. Might as well

C. Eh.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #916 on: July 03, 2017, 08:16:42 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #918 on: July 04, 2017, 01:03:40 am »

A, B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #919 on: July 04, 2017, 10:27:32 am »

You have the alchemists begin tinkering on with Fireblood formula, while a skilled agent is sent to Ceodwell to deliver the anonymous letter.

1082 AD, Midwinter

Silver, gems and Fireblood components arrive at your Palace.

"Sire, what about sulphur and the others? Shall we send it to Felonsein as usual?"

A) "Naw, renounce the treaty! My own alchemists will soon need the ingredients."
B) "Yea, we will be getting new Blackhearts next year after all."
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #920 on: July 04, 2017, 10:42:33 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #921 on: July 04, 2017, 10:45:24 am »

B
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #922 on: July 04, 2017, 02:35:59 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #923 on: July 04, 2017, 02:58:37 pm »

B
Until we work out how to make the siege engines ourselves anyways.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #924 on: July 04, 2017, 03:37:21 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #925 on: July 04, 2017, 03:58:49 pm »

Per your orders, the shipment of minerals are sent to Felonsine.

1082 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor arrives at your study just after you're done appraising little Estant's heraldry skills.

Happiness: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 8
Army: 2

"Wait, the monks haven't arrived to speak with us again." The Advisor nods at your insightful remark.

"I have sent them another envoy by the end of Autumn and then, a week ago, but they haven't had time to reply yet, it seems. This means our Army is still looking poorly in terms of numbers. Mayhaps we should send for dwarves, my liege? They're not keen on providing mercenary forces these days, but given our vast amount of money, we could persuade them? Otherwise, we might send a cautious inquiry to the brutish, secretive Tiftit Hurthlings, as their slingers and knifemen are known for their ferocity in combat."

A) "Get in touch with the dwarves, please."
B) "Why not both? Send an envoy to both Zasitost dwarves and Tiftit hurthlings."
C) "Maybe after decades of isolation, we can nudge Hurthlings into cooperation - send them a message."
D) "Naw, I trust in the honor of the Cloisterlords. We will wait."
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #926 on: July 04, 2017, 04:01:14 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #927 on: July 04, 2017, 04:22:04 pm »

C

Very rich + very weak is a bsd combination
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #928 on: July 04, 2017, 04:45:31 pm »

B
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #929 on: July 04, 2017, 05:06:15 pm »

C

Very rich + very weak is a bad combination

Fair point. I think I'd be okay approaching the halflings, but for this very reason I think the dwarfs are a bad idea. Dwarfs have always seemed like greedy sons of bitches, and now that they are into kingdom building I think it's a very bad idea to show them our hand. They might think if we're weak and rich enough to want to buy them as mercenaries, that we'd be weak and rich enough to invade.
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