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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788328 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14100 on: August 22, 2018, 05:05:54 pm »

We already agreed on how to partition it though. Now they're asking for us to let them have the nicest part of the country, and to be honest I don't know what they could really offer us that balances out the cost of giving it up. We're already coming into territory where we'll be considered weak rather than just interested in better relations, evidence being that they're willing to make such demands in the first place. Giving Sim this kind of concession isn't going to help things.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14101 on: August 22, 2018, 06:29:19 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14102 on: August 23, 2018, 03:55:42 am »

C
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14103 on: August 24, 2018, 08:28:49 am »

Hoi
No
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14104 on: August 25, 2018, 07:10:27 am »

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You decide to try and pawn the capital only in exchange for some big cash, territories or other valuable concessions.

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After lengthy negotiations, you fail to convince Ajarat to buy the capital, and after some more talking, he concedes that the Parsian capital city and its nearby soil will remain with Methiant. Nothing lost, nothing gained.

What's next?

A) Obviously we coordinate great assault on the Parsian capital with Ajarat!
B) I go and take a nap, Ajarat's forces can capture the capital for us.
C) Let's lend the Simians a hand in the siege.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2018, 07:12:26 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14105 on: August 25, 2018, 07:12:47 am »

C is for ciege

. . . that didn't come out right somehow.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14106 on: August 25, 2018, 07:27:51 am »

A - We're important. We should be involved in decision making.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14107 on: August 25, 2018, 07:39:42 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14108 on: August 25, 2018, 07:56:22 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14109 on: August 25, 2018, 08:11:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14110 on: August 25, 2018, 09:28:16 am »

A?

How are A and C different here?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14111 on: August 25, 2018, 10:26:08 am »

I think A means we all rush them right now; while C is surround and wait, probably use our cannon (and Sim oliphaunt cannon?) to knock down some stuff first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14112 on: August 25, 2018, 10:38:17 am »

Exactly; for future reference, 'siege' means surround and wait, 'assault' means punch the walls and start demolishing ;V
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14113 on: August 25, 2018, 11:15:10 am »

Alright, I'm back. Nice to see we're finally annexing Parsia while also keeping friendship with Sim, I was worried for a second there when I saw some combat roles while skimming back to where I last read.

A, I'm pretty confident in our abilities to smash the capital quickly. Those auto sixes are very nice, they make attacking other countries look all the better. Speaking of which, I still think our next target should be Eldrican. Also, I see a new country in the Northen Mountains called Mistermon. Did I miss something, or has that just kind of quietly popped up?

Edit: There's also the charred fields close to Mistermon which seem to of bitten a chunk out of the elven forests. I am now really curious as to what happened up there.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2018, 11:17:00 am by TankKit »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14114 on: August 25, 2018, 11:52:17 am »

I think Eldican being next is a good idea too. They've been screwing with us for too long. Too fucking long.
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