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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788317 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14115 on: August 25, 2018, 12:12:56 pm »

A.

We have guns. We might as well use em.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14116 on: August 25, 2018, 12:41:52 pm »

We have time might as well use that.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14117 on: August 25, 2018, 03:12:32 pm »

and give time for random encounters?

A before they hide their crown jewels or secrets
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14118 on: August 25, 2018, 03:17:24 pm »

C.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14119 on: August 25, 2018, 05:03:15 pm »

A
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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14120 on: August 25, 2018, 06:29:35 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14121 on: August 26, 2018, 08:49:16 am »

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You offer Ajarat an assault against the capital from both sides at once.

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He agrees and decides that his army will assault the walls from the east; you agree to take the west side.

The commanders of your Army are only slightly reluctant, because it has been a while since they fought against a fortified city like this, but soon they come up with a good plan.

"Will you lead us, under banner of Methiant, to crack open the Parsian city?"

A) "VERILYYYYY!!"
B) "I have my full faith in abilities of my commanders, I will wait here."
C) "No, but take the artifact flagbearer with you, it will surely help."
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14122 on: August 26, 2018, 08:50:13 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14123 on: August 26, 2018, 08:58:16 am »

A!
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14124 on: August 26, 2018, 09:06:12 am »

A!
Chaaaaaaarge!
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14125 on: August 26, 2018, 09:28:16 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14126 on: August 26, 2018, 09:57:40 am »

A
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14127 on: August 26, 2018, 10:26:26 am »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14128 on: August 26, 2018, 11:28:31 am »

You decide to lead the charge personally!

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Under your skilled calculations, the bombardment smashes apart the top parts of the walls and caused one of the gate to crack open in two parts. Your men charge into the city, deathtubes and swords in hands, and you at the lead!

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Despite absolutely mindboggling narrowness of the roads in the city, your men under your leadership cut down through the swathes of Parsian soldiers and militia alike. The corpses lay on the ground thick, and soon the stomped dirt turns red from all the blood it is soaking.

From the flames and smoke rising on the other side of the city, you assume Ajarat's offensive was similarily successful.

A) Onwards, to the keep! Everyone will know who conquered the capital once Methiantese flag flutters above the citadel!
B) Where's the loot? Gimme! We need to get to their manors and temples asap!
C) Time to handle the citizenry! They will surely surrender if promised no purges from Methiantese!
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14129 on: August 26, 2018, 11:31:28 am »

B and then C
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