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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788620 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13170 on: July 24, 2018, 01:22:53 pm »

Dear god is he stupid.
D
That is some extreme paranoia right there.

Anyway, killing him, torturing him or imprisoning him would just prove him right, and he can't really do much as a drunken peasant, no one would believe him if he said he was related to the royal family. Though I will be fine with changing my vote to something else if there's a tie between two other options.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13171 on: July 24, 2018, 01:25:36 pm »

D Let the drunken old fart die due to his own delusions, he'll probably stab the son of a great knight and get decapitated.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13172 on: July 24, 2018, 01:25:57 pm »

No chance to make a Cha roll to calm the man down? He is an idiot, but we want to help his children, not piss them off and inspire the rebellion he is prophesizing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13173 on: July 24, 2018, 01:27:21 pm »

You think people will believe him? Besides, our happiness and authority are both at max. Any rebellion would not be that powerful in size, and our own population might even try to stop him. Also, there is no way a man that paranoid is going to just calm down because of a charisma roll.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13174 on: July 24, 2018, 01:31:19 pm »

D, assuming that means disinheriting his kids as well. But he has a point to be honest. Stabbing Eivan was perfectly justified, but Leath and Tywynn's deaths were both pretty preventable.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13175 on: July 24, 2018, 01:31:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13176 on: July 24, 2018, 01:32:46 pm »

You think people will believe him? Besides, our happiness and authority are both at max. Any rebellion would not be that powerful in size, and our own population might even try to stop him. Also, there is no way a man that paranoid is going to just calm down because of a charisma roll.

We have a magicical artifact. I'd say it is worth a shot.

If we don't have that option though, I'd vote C. If we let him run free, he may well humiliate us again. I'd prefer detaining him in a nice apartment with servants and a supply of booze than throwing him in the actual dungeon though. He is a moron, but I can't find it in me to be mean to the last surviving son of Cyl.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13177 on: July 24, 2018, 01:34:10 pm »

If he tries anything major we can lock him up then.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13178 on: July 24, 2018, 01:38:17 pm »

C let's see who his children (notice that he talked in plural) are, if they are notable or not (maybe not, they didn't received a noble education) see if they will REALLY care and will come to the palace by their own foot (or bring them to palace), they will have the option to serve the nation to pay his fathers crimes or just sign that they aren't nobility anymore

or maybe just a sum of money hidden somewhere being paid and then they go to gutba or far away
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13179 on: July 24, 2018, 01:40:09 pm »

D I mean this should give him what he wants and he'll no longer be our problem. If he's no longer royalty then his descendants have no basis for the throne and he'll no longer be able to use his relation to Cyl to bring shame to us. It's actually kinda funny how he thought we were trying to kill him when we wanted to protect him as the three/two characters leading up to Ruberta.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13180 on: July 24, 2018, 01:41:22 pm »

D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13181 on: July 24, 2018, 01:48:03 pm »

D

This is honestly deranged to the point of mental illness. I wish we had a better option for him.

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You know...

He is angry but didn't strike me as especially strong willed. We could probably get the location of his children out of him. Probably don't even need regular torture, just hold him without alcohol until he complies. Besides, if we want to bring his kids here, killing him is probably a bad way to start our relations.

C
A very nice dungeon with no alcohol though. We will see if he talks eventually.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13182 on: July 24, 2018, 01:49:27 pm »

D for douchbag
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13183 on: July 24, 2018, 01:51:26 pm »

D
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