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[Naturegirl1999]

Why are we not listening to Clara?

[Dunamisdeos]

Okay, send me, but only if you can send Mathias too. Awkwardly attempt to hug Clara before leaving.

+1 and

"It's been fun Clara III.  Let's dodgeroll one last time with a farewell 76 mantis jerky projectile spread before teleporting me away!" 
"Yes, 76 is 38 times x 2, or a 69 with a fist and 2 fingers; or 2 each for the missiles and 2 for the moon elves."

+1

+1

+1
Just before we go, can we make a backup of Clara on some sort of blood hard drive? A Cortana in our brain would be very useful even if the ship is kaput

+1 to all of this except I recommend against downloading alien AI's into our brain. But also, it would be awesome. But mostly probably unwise. And awesome.

Anyway we should swear revenge against the horrid moon elves. Murderous elf bastards.

[Superdorf]

I'll point out: we're currently travelling in a warship last piloted by an omnicidal maniac. These moon elves may very well simply be engaging in a bit of preemptive self-defense! Can't blame an elf for that.

[pikachu17]

I'll point out: we're currently travelling in a warship last piloted by an omnicidal maniac. These moon elves may very well simply be engaging in a bit of preemptive self-defense! Can't blame an elf for that.

I can, as proven by my doing so.

[Dunamisdeos]

I'll point out: we're currently travelling in a warship last piloted by an omnicidal maniac. These moon elves may very well simply be engaging in a bit of preemptive self-defense! Can't blame an elf for that.

Spoiler: Just then, a light bulb went off in Dunamisdeos' head (click to show/hide)

Launch the omnicidal maniac at the moon elves.

Teleport him onto their station. Yes, the missiles may still hit us. Yes, this is in direct contradiction to the message of change and friendship we spoke about on the blood plane. Yes, this is an objectively terrible idea. But I really wanted to say it. -1

[Naturegirl1999]

Download Clara III into our mind, then teleport

[Sanctume]

Spoiler: Remember this? (click to show/hide)

point out that he clearly achieved the task that Armok set him to do long ago. Describe the circumstances that led you, by a coincidence that defies probability, to touch the amulet and end up here. Postulate that Armok sent a single mortal to him, and by a similar sheer coincidence you touched the ship. Perhaps Armok wanted Mathias and Craig to meet, and for Mathias to learn about other things than blood.

Perhaps it's time for Mathias to seek out a new purpose, on his own terms.

You clear your throat and approach Mathias. "When I started my journey, I thought I knew how it would turn out. Now I'm on the plane of blood talking to an angel. Sometimes you think you have your destiny figured out and life just turns upside down. You aren't meant to be here alone forever like you say. Our meeting was no coincidence. We were meant to be friends."



"and friends don't let friends be alone forever." You lean in and hug Mathias.







"Okay..." Mathias says. "I will travel back to your plane, but I will take no part in getting there. You will interact with the ship while I think in silence."

You find John and his tiger and enter the structure. When you get close to the ship you say, "Clara, bring us inside." You rematerialize inside the ship.

Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

[Puppyguard]

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.

[King Zultan]

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.

+1

[Blob]

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.

+1

+1

[Ultimuh]

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.

+1

+1

+1

[Naturegirl1999]

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.

+1

+1

+1

+1. If all 4 of us can't be teleported, Us, Clara III and Mathhias take priority

[Dunamisdeos]

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.

+1

+1

+1

+1. If all 4 of us can't be teleported, Us, Clara III and Mathhias take priority

+1

[stingpie]

While all these suggestions are fine and dandy, I think I have a better one:

1) Locate the previously fired mantis jerky
2) Use lasers or missiles or something to heat up the mantis jerky super hot.
Since the missiles probably use close-range heat or visual tracking, the missiles will most likely lock on to the crazy hot, glowing, (probably radioactive?) mantis meatball, rather than the ship which would probably have been designed with some idea of stealth.

Bonus points if the jerky splits into multiple pieces, so the missiles put the ship lower on the priority list.

[Naturegirl1999]

While all these suggestions are fine and dandy, I think I have a better one:

1) Locate the previously fired mantis jerky
2) Use lasers or missiles or something to heat up the mantis jerky super hot.
Since the missiles probably use close-range heat or visual tracking, the missiles will most likely lock on to the crazy hot, glowing, (probably radioactive?) mantis meatball, rather than the ship which would probably have been designed with some idea of stealth.

Bonus points if the jerky splits into multiple pieces, so the missiles put the ship lower on the priority list.

-1, we don’t know much about the missiles, they are already locked onto the ship