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6 (14.3%)

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17 (40.5%)

Total Members Voted: 42

[Anonylemon]

I was actually thinking more along the lines of them reacting with hostility upon seeing a stormtrooper, since the galactic empire is such a Nazi nice entity.

[Naturegirl1999]

I was thinking show ourself without holograms and let Clara do the talking

[King Zultan]

I was thinking show ourself without holograms and let Clara do the talking

Boo, Let us do our references!

[Dunamisdeos]

I was thinking show ourself without holograms and let Clara do the talking

Boo, Let us do our references!

+1

Deploy weapons malfunction line!

We're old and we need this.

[draeath]

"Everything is fine, here, now. How are you?

[Naturegirl1999]

"Everything is fine, here, now. How are you?

+1

[MadMonkey]

You say, ”My cargo is living creatures that I intend to bring to the plane. Will you let us pass? There are no hostile intentions. We had, uh, a slight weapons malfunction but, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?”

"Lieutenant. Take a look at this transmission." The moon elf says to her superior.



The lieutenant asks, "A monochrome hologram? How old is this ship?"

"The ship has no registered ID. Their objective is to bring living creatures to the plane."

Moments later, the lieutenant approaches a decorated female moon elf.

"Captain, we have a problem."



Back on Clara III the moon elf hologram cuts out.



"Missile launches detected coming from the lunar north poll conisiding with the termination of the elven communications" Clara states concernedly.

"Missile payloads.. thermonuclear warheads.."

You are pressed into your seat as the drive engages.

"Proceed to Class B gate. We area almost within range to teleport you to Cityshanks but we don't have much time."

[Superdorf]

Do the thing.

[Ultimuh]

Do the thing.

+1

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[Naturegirl1999]

Do the thing.

+1

[King Zultan]

Do the thing.

+1

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[NordicNooob]

Do the thing.

+1

+1

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Was there ever a decision to make here?

[Quarque]

I guess an alternative would be to run around in circles, raise hands and scream.

[mightymushroom]

Or dodgeroll the thermonuclear missiles. We have trained our whole life for this.

[Sanctume]

Yes, the thing.  We dodgeroll, and shoot space mantis jerky on peak arcs of the dodgeroll to maximize velocity, while aiming near the projectile's rear thrusters.