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Total Members Voted: 42

[pikachu17]

We dodgeroll, and shoot space mantis jerky on peak arcs of the dodgeroll to maximize velocity, while aiming near the projectile's rear thrusters.

[evictedSaint]

Boring conversation anyways.

[MadMonkey]

Do the thing.

Yes, the thing.  We dodgeroll, and shoot space mantis jerky on peak arcs of the dodgeroll to maximize velocity, while aiming near the projectile's rear thrusters. 

You ask, "Certainly we can dodgeroll, right?"

"There are 37 missiles locked on the ship. If we somehow avoid one, the others will still land their mark. Your death is innevitable if you do not teleport immediately."

"Won't you die if we leave you?" you ask.

"Don't worry about me. I am not programmed to feel fear or pain the way living creatures do. I do, however, feel great pride knowing I was able get you home safely."

[Imic]

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... Or yeah, We could teleport away.

[Sanctume]

"It's been fun Clara III.  Let's dodgeroll one last time with a farewell 76 mantis jerky projectile spread before teleporting me away!" 
"Yes, 76 is 38 times x 2, or a 69 with a fist and 2 fingers; or 2 each for the missiles and 2 for the moon elves."

[PlumpHelmetMan]

"It's been fun Clara III.  Let's dodgeroll one last time with a farewell 76 mantis jerky projectile spread before teleporting me away!" 
"Yes, 76 is 38 times x 2, or a 69 with a fist and 2 fingers; or 2 each for the missiles and 2 for the moon elves."

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[mightymushroom]

Pfft. Elves probably only use thermonuclear missiles made out of wood.

Let's turn around and accelerate straight for the missiles. Then they will all clump together and we can dodge them ALL with one roll. Also some of them might run into each other. Also then we can lead them back toward the moon base.

[pikachu17]

Pfft. Elves probably only use thermonuclear missiles made out of wood.

Let's turn around and accelerate straight for the missiles. Then they will all clump together and we can dodge them ALL with one roll. Also some of them might run into each other. Also then we can lead them back toward the moon base.

+1

[delphonso]

"What is happening? Is this an attack?"

[evictedSaint]

Pfft. Elves probably only use thermonuclear missiles made out of wood.

Let's turn around and accelerate straight for the missiles. Then they will all clump together and we can dodge them ALL with one roll. Also some of them might run into each other. Also then we can lead them back toward the moon base.

+1

-1

Just say "commit suicide", you don't need to add the fancy description about driving towards the missiles.

[Quarque]

Okay, send me, but only if you can send Mathias too. Awkwardly attempt to hug Clara before leaving.

[IndigoFenix]

Why not both? Teleport back home and end this silly space diversion, but have Clara try the acceleration trick to try and destroy the moon elves after we go.

[King Zultan]

"It's been fun Clara III.  Let's dodgeroll one last time with a farewell 76 mantis jerky projectile spread before teleporting me away!" 
"Yes, 76 is 38 times x 2, or a 69 with a fist and 2 fingers; or 2 each for the missiles and 2 for the moon elves."

+1

+1

[Naturegirl1999]

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... Or yeah, We could teleport away.

TELEPORT AWAY BY GOING THROUGH THE GATE!

[Anonylemon]

Okay, send me, but only if you can send Mathias too. Awkwardly attempt to hug Clara before leaving.

+1 and

"It's been fun Clara III.  Let's dodgeroll one last time with a farewell 76 mantis jerky projectile spread before teleporting me away!" 
"Yes, 76 is 38 times x 2, or a 69 with a fist and 2 fingers; or 2 each for the missiles and 2 for the moon elves."

+1

+1

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Just before we go, can we make a backup of Clara on some sort of blood hard drive? A Cortana in our brain would be very useful even if the ship is kaput