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17 (40.5%)

Total Members Voted: 42

[Dunamisdeos]

If it's realisticly coherent we can't do it, so -1 to that plan

What if we only sing really terribly about our actual plan? Nobody speaks kobold, we can say whatever we want.

I'm not really a bard/I'm really a thief/I'm here for your shinies/and maybe your teef - Then pose dramatically

[PlumpHelmetMan]

We're just lucky they won't be able to question what in Armok's name a "teef" is.

[birdy51]

+1 To barding.

[scourge728]

If it's realisticly coherent we can't do it, so -1 to that plan

What if we only sing really terribly about our actual plan? Nobody speaks kobold, we can say whatever we want.

I'm not really a bard/I'm really a thief/I'm here for your shinies/and maybe your teef - Then pose dramatically

I +1 this

[King Zultan]

+1 to being a bard.

[Starver]

Breaking Bard

[MadMonkey]

First thing's first. We need better cover than a few lumps of cave moss and microcline. We must pass as a traveling performer on our way to The Spicy Olive.

Tie a string to the axe to make a kludujalambus.*

You do have some string in your bag.



One of the axe heads is getting in the way so you pry it off with your sharp rock. You tie on the string and, voilà, you have a kludujaliambus.

You feel like now would be a good chance to try out the new cover identity mechanic. You smear some cave moss on your skin and don a mushroom hat.



Now you can probably pass as a lizard man bard!

[KittyTac]

Emerged from the caverns and proved himself to the populace.

[King Zultan]

Sing them the song of your people.

[Ultimuh]

Sing them the song of your people.

Wing it.

[Dunamisdeos]

Kosak Korarel (Drink Cavernwater) is a Forest Titan born in -255. He is associated with water and sobriety.

We are Gamil Babin (Trust Friend), and YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD. Avid consumers of fine dwarven liquors, your parents were targeted and crushed by Kosak Korarel, a titan whose primary activates include the violent proliferation of sobriety using it's supernatural ability to detect hangovers.

Any who enjoy adult beverages on the regular are at risk, and we travel the land warning good, proper drunkards of the terrible dangers of not being drunk at all times.

Recommend that we primarily use our proven skill at oration and storytelling, supplemented by our unproven skill at the kludujalambus.

[Ultimuh]

Kosak Korarel (Drink Cavernwater) is a Forest Titan born in -255. He is associated with water and sobriety.

We are Gamil Babin (Trust Friend), and YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD. Avid consumers of fine dwarven liquors, your parents were targeted and crushed by Kosak Korarel, a titan whose primary activates include the violent proliferation of sobriety using it's supernatural ability to detect hangovers.

Any who enjoy adult beverages on the regular are at risk, and we travel the land warning good, proper drunkards of the terrible dangers of not being drunk at all times.

Recommend that we primarily use our proven skill at oration and storytelling, supplemented by our unproven skill at the kludujalambus.

+1
Wing it all the way.

[VolcanoQueen]

Kosak Korarel (Drink Cavernwater) is a Forest Titan born in -255. He is associated with water and sobriety.

We are Gamil Babin (Trust Friend), and YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD. Avid consumers of fine dwarven liquors, your parents were targeted and crushed by Kosak Korarel, a titan whose primary activates include the violent proliferation of sobriety using it's supernatural ability to detect hangovers.

Any who enjoy adult beverages on the regular are at risk, and we travel the land warning good, proper drunkards of the terrible dangers of not being drunk at all times.

Recommend that we primarily use our proven skill at oration and storytelling, supplemented by our unproven skill at the kludujalambus.

+1

[RAM]

Must not suggest Deekin. Must not suggest Deekin. Must not suggest Deekin...

[scourge728]

Must not suggest Deekin. Must not suggest Deekin. Must not suggest Deekin...

I suggest Deekin