Turn 30: Rain Of Gifts and Bisected GolemINIT:
OceanSoul/Blue(6)
NAV/Dave Blade(64-15=49)
Person/Raphael(42)
flabort/Flabort(10)
Feathered Steak Golem(16-30=-14)
ATHATH/Grimmy(54-30=24)
Coolrune206/Frank(36)
While everyone was a bit slow,
Dave Blade was the fastest, despite the knife in his foot.
"Golem, you can't attack us! If you do you will only harm yourself."
The golem isn't allowed to attack us.
Sprint past the golem with full magic speed. Slash with my katana as I pass, using my momentum to slash harder.
Magic happened.
Dave Blade charged the Feathered Steak Golem... and his running magic vanished. Nevertheless, he had a katana and the golem was being slow.
Katana!(6, 1 = 6) vs. Dodge!(5-2=3)
The blade struck the Feathered Steak Golem, while it saw the attack coming, it was too slow to dodge.
Katana!(4+1=5) vs. Resist!(6-1-1=4)
Dave Blade lodged his katana in the golem... he lodged the katana in the golem and couldn't get it out. On the plus side, it did look like it did some damage.
Raphael followed up.
"You doing something weird with loot? Hope whatever that is works!"
Charge in and keep slashing with the katana! Go all out! Keep the scarf in shield mode if possible to do so simultaneously.
Affinity!(3)
Raphael focused on his scarf... and it twitched a bit, wrapping around Raphael's arm, but not taking a shield shape.
Katana!(2, 6 = 6) vs. Dodge!(3-2=1)
Katana!(3, 6 = 6+1=7) vs. Resist!(3-1-1=1)
Finishing Blow?!(6)
The katana was legendary for a reason. One moment, there was a moving golem, the next moment, there were two immobile pieces of a golem.
"... what? Already? But it didn't even use its intangibility and regeneration abilities! Good grief. Your rewards, then."And then Raphael and Dave Blade were standing in the hills, fully healed.
A trumpet dropped into Raphael's hands, and Dave Blade noticed... what on earth was that? It looked like a golem. Except it was made of grapes. And it was dancing. And it was holding a wooden club in each hand.
Only time would tell if the alliance of Dave Blade and Raphael would hold.
Frank was busy murdering Grimmy.
Alrighty then.
Guess I'll just brutally slaughter Grimmy with my crab-claws. Not like there's much he can do about it.
Crab Claw!(5) vs. Dodge!(5)
Grimmy was still having breathing issues, but he managed to get out of the way fine.
Grimmy was getting really irritated.
Intimidate Frank into not attacking, since intimidation won't receive a penalty due to my winded-ness.
Then hit him with my scythe. Hard.
Intimidation was a bit hard to pull off while wheezing, but it wasn't really necessary.
Scythe!(5, 5 = 5) vs. Dodge!(4-1=3)
Miraculously, Grimmy's scythe strike actually hit Frank, though it hit the exoskeleton.
Scythe!(5) vs. Resist!(5+2=7)
Grimmy's strong scythe strike met exoskeleton and bounced off.
(... starts rolling(5, 6, 1, 4, 2) okay that's done, then. Luck is weird sometimes. Seriously, four fives, then a four, then three move fives? Who committed human sacrifice!?)
Flabort had plans. Big plans.
secret puppetry...
But
Blue wasn't letting him get away.
Re-rev, and attempt to slice him down again!
"You, Flabort, may see a clumsy enemy, but I C Sharp execution in your future! Ahahahahahaaah!"
Chase Scene!(6) vs. Get Away!(5)
Blue rushed after Flabort's puppeted body, and barely managed to catch up. Then Blue realized he was tired. Still, though...
Affinity!(2)
Blue's music didn't help much...
Chainsaw!(5-1=4) vs. Dodge!(3)
He still managed to pull off a hit.
Chainsaw!(4+1=5) vs. Resist!(2+1=3)
Flabort and his cloak screamed in pain as Blue's chainsaw bit into him.
~~~
Shadows.
"To celebrate [turn 30], I've decided to give you all a taste of power. I've given you all a tier 2 loot. Let the bloodbath begin!"~~~
flabort's body got a magic looking wand, inscribed with hearts and horseshoes.
Dave Blade got a magic looking ring, the name Hephaestus inscribed into it.
Blue got a pair of boots made to look like fox paws, the sort of thing a furry would wear in a costume, though they are oddly colored for fox paws, being earthy instead of red or snow white or whatnot. Intricate patterns are inscribed into the boots in every location.
Raphael got a crystal ball with the image of a disintegrating tundra in it.
Frank got a crossbow and a quiver of bolts. He had the feeling its existence was still flexible, like he could choose a word and change the crossbow.
Grimmy got a longbow, and had much the same feeling of potential. Also, there was a note on the bow that said it was made in Russia, much like the quiver of arrows on his back.
~~~
Statuses:
Health: Is A Dead Statue
Items: Mysterious Titanium Chalice(of acid and possibly other things)(gripped in stone fingers)
Location: Center Circle
Health: Chainsawed Torso(-1 to chest damage resist), Puppeted
Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist) Friend Cloak(unremovable, but why would you want to remove it?, can shift between cloak and gauntlet?), Music Note Engraved Hatchet, Wand of Hearts and Horseshoes
Location: Desert
Health: Fine
Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist) Wooden Radio Box(5/6 Throwing Knives), Gem of Excavation, Throwing Knife(held by Raphael's scarf), Mysterious Ugly Pendant, Law Brass Knuckles, Katana(non-loot), Mysterious Hephaestus Ring
Location: Hills
Health: Cracked Rib(-1 to chest damage resistance)
Items: Mysterious Musical Chainsaw, Mysterious Earthy Intricately Inscribed Fox Paw Boots
Location: Desert
Health: Fine
Items: Clean(he even cleaned off the grease!) Controllable Red Scarf, Katana(non-loot), Mysterious Disintegrating Tundra Crystal Orb, Throwing Knife Held in Scarf
Location: Hills
Health: Bisected(dead)
Items: Katana Feathers, Loads of Them
Location: Ruined Temple Boss Dimension
Health: Fine, Gold Effect(1 turns remaining, ?, is applied to exoskeleton), Crab Exoskeleton Coating Torso and Arms(+2 to torso and arms damage resist, -1 to dodge, 2 turns remaining), Crab Claws(Roll at advantage for attacks using bare hands... er, claws, 2 turns remaining)
Items: Potions Belt(white potion(drunk), orange-pink potion(drunk), gold potion(drunk)), Mysterious Crossbow, Quiver of Bolts
Location: East Hills
Health: Very Winded(-30 to init next turn, disadvantage at accuracy), Damaged Ribs(-1 to chest damage resist)
Items: Mysterious Combat Scythe, Mysterious Russian Longbow, Quiver of Arrows
Location: Center Circle
If you notice any mistakes, please let me know. This also applies if you have any tips for improving my writing.
Also, I need more waitlisted players. We're still empty.
Also what the heck, instant golem kill. It was the only thing that made sense with those rolls...
Originally, the bonus loot was going to be temporary, but then someone got an amazingly lucky loot and I just couldn't let it go to waste after three turns...
Do remember the chalice the DOOMBOT statue is holding is Tier 2.
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