Repeat what i did before
Note that if you say something like that for your action, please post your previous action post to make it easier to keep track of.
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Turn 19: Ckaeyod's VictoryINIT:
Glass/Ash Hong(8, 33 =
OceanSoul/Blue(50)
Mallos/Ckaeyod(65)
NAV/Dave Blade(47)
PaPaj/Pondy(17)
The Russian With Sunglasses(25)
zilzo/DOOMBOT-3000(31)
Ckaeyod had hate in his very bones.
"HAAAAAAAATE! HAAAATE!"
Throw this fucking dinosaur off me. Try getting up and curb stomping Blue in a fit of rage.
THROW!(4, 3, 6, 5)
Ckaeyod stood up, fueled by rage, and ripped the dinosaur off him. Its master was looking at him. This would not stand.
THROW!(1) vs. Dodge!(6)
And then Ckaeyod's rage-fueled strength gave out and he collapsed. At least he wasn't tangled up anymore.
DOOMBOT's dodge was completely unnecessary and in fact dizzied him.
Blue still wanted to find somebody to slingshot.
Fire at whoever's closest to me. "Even if I die, I must find out what this sling does...before my death, of course".
Ckaeyod was still looking vulnerable, but DOOMBOT was similarly close...
Random!(DOOMBOT)
DOOMBOT it was.
Fire!(1) vs. Dodge!(5-1=4)
Blue realized that something horrible would happen if he fired, so he didn't.
Meanwhile,
Dave Blade had murderizing to do.
We all fell in the Pit
Stab him in the jugular, then keep searching for the gem!
Anatomy!(6)
Dave Blade eyed the jugular. Ash Hong wouldn't last long if he stabbed that.
Stab!(6) vs. Dodge!(auto 0)
Dave kneeled down and drove the knife into Ash Hong's jugular.
Bleed!(auto 6 because anatomy roll and unconscious) vs. Resist!(5)
Improbably, the blade bounced off Ash Hong's neck, for the most part. A little blood started dripping from Ash Hong's neck. Maybe he would bleed out from that... eventually?
Search!(2, 5)
Dave Blade noticed something shining in the dirt, finally. He unearthed... a gem. It was no ordinary gem, though, it had a button on one side! Success!
DOOMBOT-3000 felt some anger of his own as his dinosaur minion was ravaged by Ckaeyod.
order Dino-sling to retreat.
If successful tie one side of dino-sling to the chalice upgrading it into Dino-flail.
If unsuccessful continue attacking Ckaeyod with the chalice.
Retreat!(3)
The Dino-Sling got off of Ckaeyod, took a few steps, then fell. Mortally wounded, clearly. Still, creatures of leather and cloth didn't have the same limits of those of flesh and blood.
Crafting!(1)
DOOMBOT-3000 had a brilliant idea! A moment later, as the dino-sling's head came off, he realized it was a bad one.
Vengeance!(1) vs. Dodge!(6-1=5)
Epic Fail!(5)
Ckaeyod stuck out his leg to trip the charging DOOMBOT. If DOOMBOT hadn't stopped, he could have fallen into a pit...
The Russian With Sunglasses had dropkicking to do.
Vat is vis "dropkick"? Oh vell.
Who!(Ckaeyod)
Ckaeyod still looked pretty vulnerable...
Kick!(1-1=0) vs. Dodge!(6-1=5)
Epic Epic Fail!(1)
The Russian charged forwards. Ckaeyod stuck out his leg. The Russian tripped. And fell into a pit. Not the smaller pit. The larger pit.
The Russian and his kukri were both pieces of loot. Completely accidentally, Ckaeyod became the second person to fuse loot.
The loot pit churned, then spit out a metal gauntlet. Before Ckaeyod could even think of putting it on, it extruded tiny tentacles from itself, moved over to Ckaeyod's arm, and put itself on Ckaeyod's arm. Ckaeyod felt the tentacles on the inside burrow into his flesh as the ones on the outside vanished. He didn't mind, though. The gauntlet was his friend.
Pondy shrieked in rage as his only loot vanished into the loot pit, and what should have been his rightful reward went to his enemy!
Repeat what i did before
Then he decided to dropkick someone at random as before.
Who!(Ckaeyod)
Ckaeyod was a much better target.
Dropkick!(1) vs. Dodge!(4-1=3)
If Ckaeyod hadn't been distracted by his new friend, Pondy might have followed his loot into the pit. As it was, he just missed.
Ash Hong was unconscious.
*groans*
Wake back up, and push someone into the item pit. (Which was the pit I'd been referring to the first time.)
I'm doing something drastic next turn if this doesn't work.
Wake!(1)
Ash Hong couldn't find it in him to wake. Except...
??!(4)
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Statuses:
Health: Unconscious(auto-fail dodge rolls, roll willpower to awake, after waking up, -1 to willpower from head pain, disadvantage on INIT), ?, Deadly Poison(will die in 1 turns unless cured), ?, ?, Slight Neck Bleeding
Items: Twigs, Sharp Rocks, Note
Location: Center Area, Smaller Pit
Health: Fine
Items: Dead Damaged Cloth/Leather Sling Dinosaur(can no longer move on its own), Mysterious Titanium Chalice
Location: Center Circle
Health: Fine, Lying Prone(-1 to dodge),
Items: Friend Gauntlet(unremovable, but why would you want to remove it?)
Location: Center Circle
Health: Fine, Dirty Bleeding Hand
Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist) Wooden Radio Box(5/6 Throwing Knives), Bottle of Interesting Red Wine, Mysterious Scroll, Mysteriously Shining Apple Core, Gem of Excavation, Throwing Knife
Location: Center Circle, Well Searched(+1 die to search) Excavated Dirt Pit(-1 to climb up)
Health: Fine
Items: none(oh shame)
Location: Center Circle
Health: Knocked Down(-1 to dodge), Cracked Rib(-1 to willpower from pain(next turn), -1 to chest damage resistance)
Items: A Mysterious Slingshot, A Pouch of Lead Pellets
Location: Center Circle
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