No post from DoctorMcTaalik? And his last activity was 4 days ago? Well, it's tomorrow now and I'm pretty impatient to activate another waitlist.
Suddenly,
DrM is blasted with radiant energy, crushing his soul sickness underneath its radiance! When the energy clears(which takes until the end of turn 16),
DOOMBOT-3000(zilzo) appears.
Turn now.
Also, I need to name the last turn. It seems I forgot to do it the first time round.
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Turn 16: ProgressINIT:
Glass/Ash Hong(19)
OceanSoul/Blue(38)
Mallos/Ckaeyod(87-20=67)
NAV/Dave Blade(74)
PaPaj/Pondy(4)
The Russian With Sunglasses(24)
Dave Blade had a desire to loot those he slew in battle.
Kick dirt into the pit to extinguish all the remaining flames.
If successful, climb down and loot all remaining loot.
Dirt-Dirt Kick!(6)
Dirt spilled into the pit. Soon the flames died. Then Dave Blade realized that the loot in there could be hidden under the dirt. Dave sighed.
Climb Down!(6)
Dave made like a nimble monkey and descended into the pit... in the process, dislodging several useful handholds that would have helped him to climb out.
Search For Loot!(4)
Dave got to work, searching under the dirt.
Also, in the pit wall. For some reason, there was a knife lodged in there. He took it.
Dave found the chunk of ashes that was Blue's corpse. Thankfully it was completely disintegrated. The only reason he recognized it as Blue's corpse was the cracked skull. Two more knives followed. There was still more to find, however.
Ckaeyod's vengeful rage filled his body.
RAGE!(2)
Perhaps later it would build up to the point where it was useful.
Remove dinosaur defensively. I'm basically going to do this forever unless it gets off me or someone threatens my well-being.
Dinosaur Removal!(2,4)
Ckaeyod finally found a vulnerable area on the dinosaur, and started tearing at it. Progress was made, though the task still wasn't complete(barely).
Blue had a desire to shoot somebody.
Shoot slingshot at nearest person.
Not Actually Russian Roulette!(Pondy)
Blue drew back his slingshot, and let loose.
Sling Shot!(3) vs. Dodge!(6)
Dodge Trip!(3)
Pondy rolled out of the way in an expert dodge, but promptly dizzied himself.
The Russian With Sunglasses had a job to do. Receiving a knife from the proffered hand of his master... he...
Do somezhing? Vat thing?
Common Sense!(2)
"Could you please be more specific?"
Ash Hong had a more peaceful task in mind.
"I would expect nothing else. If I may ask, though, is there any place where I may be able to safely stay in your domain without damaging your forest, and if so, would you please bring me to it?"
Safe Space Seeking, Seriously!(3)
"There is, but I cannot take you with me in the way I travel."
Poison Detection!(2)
The Dryad didn't seem to notice that Ash Hong was poisoned, however.
Finally,
Pondy... did nothing but tell his Russian to do something. Which he already did.
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DOOMBOT-3000, a normal person with parents with a weird naming sense, appeared in DrM's place. As a new player, he received new loot.
A baseball cap made of brilliantly colored coral appeared in his hands. It wouldn't be comfortable to wear, but it was sure to break into sharp shards if broken.
On another note, he still seemed to have the loot the player he replaced had. A revolver... unloaded. Legacy of the great Derm. Interesting.
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Statuses:
Health: Fine, ?, Deadly Poison(will die in 4 turns unless cured), ?
Items: Mysteriously Shining Apple Core, Twigs, Sharp Rocks, Note
Location: Northeast Wastes, Adjacent to Forest
Health: Fine
Items: Extremely Damaged Cloth/Leather Sling Dinosaur, tangled with Ckaeyod, Mysterious Revolver(0/6), Coral Baseball Cap
Location: Center Circle
Health: Ashes
Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist) Wooden Radio Box(2/6 Throwing Knives), Gem of Excavation
Location: Center Circle, A Pit
Health: Fine, Damaged Dinosaur Tangling(low accuracy rolls may result in a hit on the dinosaur instead of Ckaeyod with sufficiently low dodging that would otherwise be a hit, -20 to init, will need to make strength checks to act, extreme damage to dinosaur ensures rolling at advantage(roll thrice, take better roll) for removal, Tangled Legs(-1 to kick accuracy and damage)), Lying Prone(-1 to dodge)
Items: Pouch of Revolver Ammo
Location: Center Circle
Health: Fine, Dirty Bleeding Hand
Items: Bottle of Interesting Red Wine, Mysterious Scroll, Throwing Knife(x4)
Location: Center Circle, Excavated Dirt Pit(-1 to climb up)
Health: Fine, Dizzy(-1 to dodge next turn)
Items: A Russian Wearing Sunglasses(very wary, -1 to accuracy in attacking Ckaeyod, holding DIY Multitool Kukri)
Location: Center Circle
Health: Fine
Items: A Mysterious Slingshot, A Pouch of Lead Pellets
Location: Center Circle
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