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[Imic]

So. You're a bunch of roommates. In a house.

Name:
Description:
Goal:
Class:

Dice rolls:
1: utter ridiculous failiure.
2: failiure.
3: moderate success.
4: success.
5: perfect.
6: overshot it.

Spoiler: Player list, courtesy of Enemy Post (click to show/hide)

Name: Belle Uem.
Description: Smart college student with hair dyed blue.
Goal: Make things interesting
Class: Munchkin Meta-Sage

Name: Tikknat
Description: Guy in a casual jacket with rainbow hair.
Goal: Make things chaotic.
Class:God In Disguise

Name: Erin Quill
Description: Mad scientist who thinks he's a wizard.
Goal: Prove to all the other mad scientists that making things that defy the laws of physics makes it magic.
Class: Magitechnician

Name: Ziizo
Description: guy wearing a black coat.
Goal: to build the greatest train in the multiverse.
Class: enchanter/necromancer.

Name:Specimen XX121
Description:Xenomorph. Currently lives in the basement with a royal facehugger egg.
Goal:Hive.
Class:Hive Warrior

NAME: YOINK
DESCRIPTION: YOINK
GOAL: PARTY

Name: Xan
Description: No fuck you this minimalist
Goal: Xan
Class: Overpowered Bullshit Guy

Name: Bob Crockett
Description: A tall white guy with beige pants and light blue T-shirt. Bald, brown eyes, small ears. Secretly works for Evil Inc.
Goal: Create ultimate evil.
Class: Mad Scientist

Name: Johnathan Krates
Description: A gruff-looking (and sounding) Colonial Marine, with tactical gear and a cigar
Goal: DESTROY THE ALIEN SCUM
Class: Rifleman

Name: Punch
Description: A robot with very large fists that likes to punch things.
Goal: Punch everyone
Class: Punch-o-mancer

Name: Nix
Description: Old dude in a dirty robe.
Goal: Become god of the new world
Class: Wizard

Name: Tom
Description: You saw nothing. He is human, though.
Goal: Get a bunch of other universes involved with this one.
Class: Dimensional Merger

Name: Ithadtam
Description: A giant knight with a giant spear
Goal: Prevent merger by existing in both separate universes

Name: Trash golem
Goal: assimilate
Class: golem

Name: Lysander (Prefers to be called Rekhyt, Egyptian god of Foreign Magic)
Description: Chosen one of the Egyptian gods (or so he wishes to believe) owns winged sandals from Hermes, an invisibility helm from Odin, and golden light bending arm bands from quetzalcoatl. Tall, tan, and in good shape (He wants to be a god so he wants to look like one)
Goal: To reinstate worship of the Egyptian gods and turn this from pure minimalism, to PYRAMINIMALISM.
Class: Chosen one of the Egyptian gods.

[OceanSoul]

Name: Belle Uem.
Description: Smart college student with hair dyed blue.
Goal: Make things interesting

Add a class system.

[TankKit]

Name: Tikknat
Description: Guy in a casual jacket with rainbow hair.
Goal: Make things chaotic.

Make the class system into a Chaos meter, which shows how chaotic things are getting.

[Glass]

Name: Erin Quill
Description: Mad scientist who thinks he's a wizard.
Goal: Prove to all the other mad scientists that making things that defy the laws of physics makes it magic.

Make a tank out of a shipwrecked junk (see spoiler), eight tree trunks, and a plasma cannon that he stole from XCOM (see spoiler).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Junk
Plasma Cannon

[ziizo]

Name: Ziizo
Description: guy wearing a black coat.
Goal: to build the greatest train in the multiverse.

go outside start making a steam powered train engine

[Imic]

Unfortunately, the GM lives somewhere where it's night time, so he goes to bed for now.

[Enemy post]

Name:Specimen XX121
Description:Xenomorph. Currently lives in the basement with a royal facehugger egg.
Goal:Hive.

Stealthily scout the neighborhood.

[Yoink]

NAME: YOINK
DESCRIPTION: YOINK
GOAL: PARTY


POINT OUT THAT THIS "PURE" MINIMALISM IS AT THE VERY LEAST CUT WITH SOMETHING, GIVEN THE CHARACTER SHEET
THEN CHECK MY INVENTORY AND FUNDS    

[Xantalos]

Name: Xan
Description: No fuck you this minimalist
Goal: Xan

Destroy character sheets, setting, and the concept of linear time.

[Imic]

Name: Belle Uem.
Description: Smart college student with hair dyed blue.
Goal: Make things interesting

Add a class system.

[6]
The GM adds his own class system.

Name: Tikknat
Description: Guy in a casual jacket with rainbow hair.
Goal: Make things chaotic.

Make the class system into a Chaos meter, which shows how chaotic things are getting.

[1]
Nope.

Name: Erin Quill
Description: Mad scientist who thinks he's a wizard.
Goal: Prove to all the other mad scientists that making things that defy the laws of physics makes it magic.

Make a tank out of a shipwrecked junk (see spoiler), eight tree trunks, and a plasma cannon that he stole from XCOM (see spoiler).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Junk
Plasma Cannon

[5]
It's a very nice tank. It is now sitting outside your house, perfectly built.

Name: Ziizo
Description: guy wearing a black coat.
Goal: to build the greatest train in the multiverse.

go outside start making a steam powered train engine

[6]
You make the steam engine. It's a beutiful steam engine, but the boiler is so powerful, it explodes.
You survive behind a piece of stuff.

Name:Specimen XX121
Description:Xenomorph. Currently lives in the basement with a royal facehugger egg.
Goal:Hive.

Stealthily scout the neighborhood.

You find a McDonalds, currently closed for legal reasons regarding the quality of food.
You find a nice local shop. It has everything you could want, except for plot Macguffins.
You also find a police station, which shuts it's doors and produces screaming noises when you get close to it.
You hear a steam engine explode from behind you.
[4]
But everything's fine.

NAME: YOINK
DESCRIPTION: YOINK
GOAL: PARTY


POINT OUT THAT THIS "PURE" MINIMALISM IS AT THE VERY LEAST CUT WITH SOMETHING, GIVEN THE CHARACTER SHEET
THEN CHECK MY INVENTORY AND FUNDS    

[1]
You have no inventory.

Name: Xan
Description: No fuck you this minimalist
Goal: Xan

Destroy character sheets, setting, and the concept of linear time.

[1]
You succeed in creating your spell, but it backfires and blips you out of this linear plane of existance, teleporting you into an alternate dimension where everything is made of cheese.

Everyone must now choose a class!

I apolagise for this being somewhat pissy, but I'm extremely tired as of right now.

[Enemy post]

I didn't have a problem with it.

Class:Hive Warrior

Find suitable host for Queen.

[CABL]

Yet another promising minimalist game!

Name: Bob Crockett
Description: A tall white guy with beige pants and light blue T-shirt. Bald, brown eyes, small ears. Secretly works for Evil Inc.
Goal: Create ultimate evil.
Class: Mad Scientist

CREATE A SUPER ACID BOMB
IF SUCCESSFUL, LAUGH MANIACALLY
IF FAIL, RUN AWAY FROM THE EXPLOSION

EDIT: Some grammar fixes and additional description.

[TankKit]

Class: God In Disguise

Action: Add an inventory, where all the slots are constantly changing colours.

[ziizo]

Class: enchanter/necromancer.

Build a new engine this one powered by the soul of dead mice.

[Glass]

Class: Magitechnician

Get another shipwrecked boat (a viking one this time) and attach a giant, zeppelin-type balloon to the back of it, to create an airship.