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[Imic]

Okay, done.

[OceanSoul]

Create more portals to worlds of fantasy, and summon an army!

[Enemy post]

Casually hiss as previously-implanted chestburster emerges from giant demon.

[Glass]

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

Rewrite the laws of reality such that everything is ok.
Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about. We will resume our regularly scheduled programming in fourteen degrees.

[ziizo]

enchant the interior of train wagons to make them extra luxurious while the waiter-demons eat the coffee and fish fingers provided by the man with the blue box.

[EpicJ]

Dive off roof to save friendly demon. Because I'M THE HERO OF THIS STORY AND I WILL PROVE IT WITH MY MUSCLES.

[johiah]

Magically levitate all the rubble nearby and crush the portal.

[Yoink]

"THOSE BASTARDS! NOOO! I DIDN'T EVEN CATCH HIS NAME... QUICK, SOME OF YOU LOOK AFTER UH, DRAGON HERE, THE REST OF YOU: WITH ME!"   

REASSURE POOR DEMONDRAGON-TRANSFORMED PERSON WITH SOME KIND, CALMING WORDS
"DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL BE FINE, JUST SIT TIGHT FOR A MOMENT WE'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE AND THEN WE'LL GET YOU TO, UH... A DOCTOR"

THEN LEAVE THEM WITH A FEW PARTYGOERS TO LOOK AFTER THEM, GO SUIT UP IN SPIKED BLACK CLOTHING AND CORPSE PAINT, THEN GRAB MY BATTLEAXE AND LEAP OFF THE ROOF, FOLLOWING THE MARINE TO INVADE THE SHIT OUT OF HELL! ALONG WITH ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO HELP SAVE OUR FRIEND! RESCUE MISSION IS GO!
((THIS SUDDENLY BECAME METAL AS FUCK, THAT TURN WAS EPIC))
OH, TAKE STRENGTH POTION (READ: BOTTLE OF WHISKEY, PREFERABLY FIREBALL) WITH ME TOO IF I HAVE TIME!   

[Failbird105]

While Punch's legs are useless for combat, it still knows a variety of hand based defensive techniques, use various judo style throws to defend self from oncoming attacks while attempting a harder punch each time the super demon is left open, thereby breaking the spell through brute force!

(Punch may not last long, but I have a plan, a glorious one)

[Rethi-Eli]

Edit to my action: Join storming of hell, attempt to become highly inebriated

[NRDL]

Magically fuse Bob's head to his ass.

It's not violence, it's just a gentle...rearranging of things.

[CABL]

ACTIVATE MY ANTI-MAGIC SHIELD, THEN SHOOT FROM INFERNO BEAM CANNONS AT NIX!
IF IB CANNONS FAIL ME, GRAB NIX WITH MY MECH SUIT'S HAND AND THROW HIM INTO THAT MAGMA LAKE!


EDIT: Actions are ready. There are no speech because I'm still confused, and even If I wasn't, it wouldn't require character speech.
And for the love of Armok and Dark Gods, make some document for keeping track of players and who's playing who.

[Imic]

Hang on, I can't remember if you're the one in hell, I thoight you were punch.
Ah shit, I'm sorry about that.

[Smoke Mirrors]

Name: Lysander (Prefers to be called Rekhyt, Egyptian god of Foreign Magic)
Description: Chosen one of the Egyptian gods (or so he wishes to believe) owns winged sandals from Hermes, an invisibility helm from Odin, and golden light bending arm bands from quetzalcoatl. Tall, tan, and in good shape (He wants to be a god so he wants to look like one)
Goal: To reinstate worship of the Egyptian gods and turn this from pure minimalism, to PYRAMINIMALISM.
Class: Chosen one of the Egyptian gods.

I use the powers of Ra to create tendrils of solid light to catch the falling airship, then I ask the people on it if they would like to convert to the worship of the god of Egypt.

[Imic]

I'll do the thing, just give me another day, it's the weekend...