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[EpicJ]

Name: Johnathan Krates
Description: A gruff-looking (and sounding) Colonial Marine, with tactical gear and a cigar
Goal: DESTROY THE ALIEN SCUM
Class: Rifleman

LOCK 'N LOAD

[OceanSoul]

Class: Munchkin Meta-Sage

Make everyone roll for their class to see how powerful it is.

[Failbird105]

Name: Punch
Description: A robot with very large fists that likes to punch things.
Goal: Punch everyone
Class: Punch-o-mancer

Punch the nearest person

[NRDL]

Name: Nix
Description: Old dude in a dirty robe.
Goal: Become god of the new world
Class: Wizard

Prepare spell that will allow me to siphon hell magic into the real world.

[Glass]

Name: Nix
Description: Old dude in a dirty robe.
Goal: Become god of the new world
Class: Wizard

Prepare spell that will allow me to siphon hell magic into the real world.

No, you're a sniper.

Spoiler: Nix (click to show/hide)

[Imic]

I didn't have a problem with it.

Class:Hive Warrior

Find suitable host for Queen.

[2]
You search all over the city, but find no suitable host for your queen.

Yet another promising minimalist game!

Name: Bob Crockett
Description: A tall white guy with beige pants and light blue T-shirt. Bald, brown eyes, small ears. Secretly works for Evil Inc.
Goal: Create ultimate evil.
Class: Mad Scientist

CREATE A SUPER ACID BOMB
IF SUCCESSFUL, LAUGH MANIACALLY
IF FAIL, RUN AWAY FROM THE EXPLOSION

EDIT: Some grammar fixes and additional description.

[2 wow you all really are unlucky.]
You fail to create the acid bomb, due to some systems failing. However, the DM is merciful, and does not make explode in your face. It just doesn't work.

Class: God In Disguise

Action: Add an inventory, where all the slots are constantly changing colours.

[5-99999= - 99994]
Fuck you, I can't be bothered to do that.

Class: enchanter/necromancer.

Build a new engine this one powered by the soul of dead mice.

[6] the machine works perfectly, but the DM was just reading mouse guard, so once again, it explodes. Next time use goats, they work much better.

Class: Magitechnician

Get another shipwrecked boat (a viking one this time) and attach a giant, zeppelin-type balloon to the back of it, to create an airship.

[5]
You succeed in making a beutiful viking longship with a balloon on the back. You could probably get to valhalla with this thing, just saying... If valhalla exists maybe it's magic...

Name: Johnathan Krates
Description: A gruff-looking (and sounding) Colonial Marine, with tactical gear and a cigar
Goal: DESTROY THE ALIEN SCUM
Class: Rifleman

LOCK 'N LOAD

[3]
You run past the ruined mice powered machine in the middle of the apartment, and run down the stairs.
You then chase the monster alien looking for a queen, and open fire, dealing moderate damege to it.

Name: Nix
Description: Old dude in a dirty robe.
Goal: Become god of the new world
Class: Wizard

Prepare spell that will allow me to siphon hell magic into the real world.

[3]
You stand on the ruined mice powered machine, using the remaining DM energy in it from when he destroyed it to power a magic spell, which slowly creates a portal to hell.
But you only rolled a 3, so it could take some time to finish...
Edit: missed Failbird, sorry.

Name: Punch
Description: A robot with very large fists that likes to punch things.
Goal: Punch everyone
Class: Punch-o-mancer

Punch the nearest person

You walk out and punch the wizard standing on a mouse powered soul machine currently making a portal to hell, and attempt to punch him.
[6 oh yes oh yes ooooh yeeees]
You punch him so hard that he flies out of the window, leaving an unstable portal to hell in front of you. You can't help but stare into it, as a tentacle flies out of the barely - opened portal to hell, and grabs you by the waist.
[4]
You get away, and punch the tentacle.
I'm just gonna leave it at that...

[Enemy post]

Smash the marine's gun.

[TankKit]

Murder the GM and take over the forum.

[Imic]

Murder the GM and take over the forum.

Just for that, you get sucked into the portal and respawn as a demon from hell, right in front of the unstable portal.

[CABL]

"DAMN IT!!", screamed Bob. However, he suddenly starts laughing like crazy.


CREATE HEAVY FLAMETHROWER EXOSKELETON!
IF SUCCESSFUL: ENTER THE EXOSKELETON AND BURN THIS PLACE WHILE LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC, THEN USE JETPACK TO ESCAPE FROM THE BUILDING.
IF IT'LL EXPLODE: USE MY ANTI-GRAV BOOTS TO SAFELY JUMP OUT FROM THE WINDOW.

[OceanSoul]

Ask the GM why he skipped my action last turn. Afterward, prepare a magic circle.

[Glass]

Load the Junk-tank onto the Valhalla-airship and be someplace else*.

*"Someplace else" does not include here, hell, or any other location hazardous to my existence. I am not to become someplace else, the phrase is a way of saying that I do not want to be at this location. This is two ways that you are not allowed to twist my words on a 6, and the latter is a way that you are not allowed to twist my words on a 1.

[ziizo]

use the surviving pieces of the steam engine and the pieces of the necromantic engine to create a steam-necromancy train engine.

[Glass]

Ask the GM why he skipped my action last turn. Afterward, prepare a magic circle.

Our class power is entirely base on how well we use the powers. (In other words, entirely dependent on all of our usual rolls, anyways.)

[TankKit]

...Laugh at the corpse of the fourth wall, and proceed to kick it to death.

Edit: Because apparantly, it's still not dead enough.