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[Yoink]

NOOO GM POST SO SOON, I NOT DECIDE ON ACTION IN TIME

DENOUNCE THIS SPACELASER FOOL AS A COMPLETE AND UTTER POSER (ON SOCIAL MEDIA, IN INTERVIEWS, OR EVEN JUST SCREAMING IT ON THE STREET TO ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN), THEN HAVE MY FANS LOBBY/THREATEN THE VENUE TO REPLACE THAT WIMP WITH SOME REAL BLACKENED UKULELE METAL, NAMELY MILKDRINKER

IF THAT FAILS, JUST PUT ON MILKDRINKER SHIRT AND AS MANY SPIKED GARMENTS AS I CAN LAY MY HANDS ON, THEN GO WAIT OUTSIDE VENUE WITH MY GEAR TO STAB HIM TO DEATH BEFORE SHOW
METAL CRED WILL SKYROCKET, BLACKENED UKULELE-METAL WILL BECOME TRVEST SUBGENRE OF ALL   

6,2-1

You humiliate Spacelaser. You drive him from the venue, but your fans end up getting you banned from the place as well with their swarming the owners. A crowd of them is now standing outside the building demanding that they give you a stage.

GRAB MY UKULELE AND AMP, MAKE GRAND ENTRANCE OUTSIDE THAT VENUE, THEN LEAD MY FANS, LIKE PIED PIPER OF BLACKENED UKULELE METAL, TO THE ZOO... USE MY EARLIER-GAINED KNOWLEDGE OF ITS LAYOUT TO SET UP ON THE BANDSTAND (HOPEFULLY ZOO HAS ONE OF THOSE) AND HIJACK THEIR SOUND SYSTEM FOR THIS IMPROMPTU CONCERT, HOPEFULLY WHILE ZOO STAFF OFF-DUTY/TOO DISTRACTED BY GIRAFFE BEHAVIOUR

IF NO BANDSTAND, SET UP NEAR/IN PANDA ENCLOSURE, BECAUSE PANDAS ARE BLACK METAL AS FUCK

OH AND IF I HAVE TIME ASSIGN A FAN OR TWO WITH TASK OF MAKING AND DISTRIBUTING FLIERS FOR UNPLANNED, LAST-MINUTE ZOO SHOW WHILE I SETTING UP. MAYBE GET BIGGER CROWD, FILL WHOLE ZOO. WAIT, WHAT TIME IS IT ANYWAY? HOW CROWDED IS ZOO? WHO CARES, NOBODY STOPPING US NOW

[star2wars3]

Add Girafe Hot Dogs to the menu and slaughter the giraffe commanders via assassination

[Enemy post]

Take Oichi to the airport, then escape the city via buying a plane ticket at random

Sorry, got your action posted.

[Glass]

Add Girafe Hot Dogs to the menu and slaughter the giraffe commanders via assassination

Like Hell you do that.

EDIT: Has everyone forgotten that about one third of the world population was turned into cats?!?
EDIT2: I'm pretty sure that there's another conspiracy that needs to be added (other than the reptilians and the giraffes): the Jews, who control the world economy, as well as some of the wealthier world powers, such as Japan, the BeNeLux group, and Israel.

EDIT3 (the important one): I, the Giraffe Overmind, reach out to the minds of your cow army and remind them that it was I that made them what they are today, and they should thus be loyal to me. (No, seriously, it was me possessing the hamburgers while I was still the Shadow that made them the Hell Bovine. See the fifth action.)

[Rethi-Eli]

"I have no idea what's going on here."

Have my basic shotgun-toting minions to fan out in front of Ithadtam and I while ordering my horsemen to harass the enemy with hit-and-run tactics. Ask Ith to protect me with his shield while I attempt to summon some allies from another realm, hopefully one with swords and stuff

[ATHATH]

Turn eldritch dimension into new DOOOOOOOOM MUUUUUUUUUG. Unleash DOOOOOOOOM MUUUUUUUUUG MK II upon the solar system, this time much closer to Earth.

[CABL]

"Dark Mechanicus, I need you to hack NATO satellite and corrupt their communications. Let's see how they fight without their eyes and their very ears trying to drive them crazy..." And Eliphas put his vox-caster back into his ass. Then Eliphas and his Terminators aim at the Ithadtam's abdomen.

Give out the order to Dark Mechanicus*, then shoot Ithadtam in the abdomen.

Squad Gamma 1: Enter Land Raider and drive to the local supermarket, then loot it for milk.
Squad Epsilon 3: Help Eliphas the Inheritor by shooting at Ithadtam from the rocket launchers. Nurglite Sorcerer will unleash disease blob barrage at shotgun minions instead.
Squad Epsilon 4: Keep barraging at the cowardly National Guard.
Land Raiders (Main army): Take mongol riders' harassment on ourselves, then use Havoc Missile Launcher on them.
Havocs (Main army): Fire at the Men of Iron with our Multi-Meltas.
Chaos Sorcerers (Main army again): Aid Goatsby.
Chaos Marines (You guessed it): throw 'nades at the shotgun minions, then shoot at them and Ithadtam.
Decimator Tank: Roll over the mongol riders, then fire all weapons at Ithadtam's head.

* Chaos will be able to see the planet from the NATO satellite, while corrupted communications will drive NATO troops across the globe insane, or even making them serve the Chaos Undivided.

EDIT: How I forgot about Chaos analogue of Baneblade?

[ziizo]

Search for a cheap apartment if possible close to a store that sells milk.

[Smoke Mirrors]

Yell, "Free Snack" as loud as I can into the portal and then close it as quickly as possible.

EDIT:

Please, take me to the year Two-Thousand and Seventeen.

I think we can get him a choir of angels to herald his arrival if we knew he was coming.

[Imic]

I bring him back with his guards, and wear his hat. I also give him a spare key to the time machine, which has a button to summon it whenever you should need it.

[Dark One]

Give blessing of Milk God on those that decided to take the path of milk.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Good. Sorry. Was just taken off guard by the success. Anyways. OH MY BLOODY GOODNESS WHAT IS THAT!"

Notices the giant portal.

"Any chance we can just ignore that and get back to work?"

[Glass]

"Good. Sorry. Was just taken off guard by the success. Anyways. OH MY BLOODY GOODNESS WHAT IS THAT!"

Notices the Doom Mug.

"Any chance we can just ignore that and get back to work?"

Erm... I don't think that the doom mug is there anymore. It's kinda in Cthulhu's living room.

[TheBiggerFish]

FIX THE WORLD!  THESE SHENANIGANS MUST NOT GO UNPUNISHED!

[CABL]

FIX THE WORLD!  THESE SHENANIGANS MUST NOT GO UNPUNISHED!

But I thought your character is an evil genius who wants to take over the world? So I guess you'll fix the world first, and then you'll conquer the world.


P.S Also, since I mentioned "take over the world", here's the obligatory Nostalgia Critic gag.