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Milk

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Total Members Voted: 36

[ziizo]

ignore gun, open wallet and drop money.

[OceanSoul]

Capture Spider-biscuit, feed to Athath, cook a large, hollow Eskimo Cake that actually refrigerates the stuff within it, store the milk within it, and milk the approaching cows.

[Glass]

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Possess the polices' guns, turn them into milk squirt-guns with infinite supplies of milk.

[Rethi-Eli]

summon giant knight to assist in search for honor, glory, and not-milk

proceed to nearest appliance store, inquire about any not-milk that may be for sale

[ATHATH]

Go back to the McDonalds and get some containers that are actually filled with milk this time.

[Mallos]

"NO! EXPERIMENTS CAN NOT RUN AWAY FROM THE GREAT GOATSBY!"

USE MY MAGIC SNOUT NOSE TO SNIFF OUT WHERE YOINK WENT. FOLLOW HIS FOOTSTEPS TO HIS CURRENT LOCATION.

[CABL]

Eliphas got surprised, he didn't think he could be so easily defeated. Still, it looks like he has another plan.


Go to McDonald's, ignoring fire from the police and Imperials. My power armour should be able to handle their puny, primitive guns.
Collect every plastic milk container there. If someone will try to stop me, use my bare hands.
Open the warp portal and enter it.

Also, why I didn't attack Guillman? It's because johiah didn't post? Feels unfair, but let's move on.

[Yoink]

GET MAP OF ZOO FROM INFORMATION KIOSK

USE MAP IN CONJUNCTION WITH RUDIMENTARY ANIMAL KNOWLEDGE TO WORK OUT WHICH SPECIES ARE CAPABLE OF PRODUCING MILK AND CIRCLE THEM ON MAP

THEN LOOK AROUND AN EATING AREA FOR A LARGE, DISCARDED DRINK CONTAINER TO ADD TO MY INVENTORY 

[Enemy post]

Also, why I didn't attack Guillman? It's because johiah didn't post? Feels unfair, but let's move on.

Because the Monster interrupted your turn by winning back control. I forgot to mention it in the post, but it also succeeded at a combat check to break free.

[ATHATH]

Eliphas got surprised, he didn't think he could be so easily defeated. Still, it looks like he has another plan.


Go to McDonald's, ignoring fire from the police and Imperials. My power armour should be able to handle their puny, primitive guns.
Collect every plastic milk container there. If someone will try to stop me, use my bare hands.
Open the warp portal and enter it.

Also, why I didn't attack Guillman? It's because johiah didn't post? Feels unfair, but let's move on.

Oi! That's MY milk!

If this guy gets to the McDonalds before I do, kick him in the nuts, steal his milk, and run away (back to the apartment).

[CABL]

Eliphas got surprised, he didn't think he could be so easily defeated. Still, it looks like he has another plan.


Go to McDonald's, ignoring fire from the police and Imperials. My power armour should be able to handle their puny, primitive guns.
Collect every plastic milk container there. If someone will try to stop me, use my bare hands.
Open the warp portal and enter it.

Also, why I didn't attack Guillman? It's because johiah didn't post? Feels unfair, but let's move on.

Oi! That's MY milk!

If this guy gets to the McDonalds before I do, kick him in the nuts, steal his milk, and run away (back to the apartment).

Are you really so foolish that you try to stop Chaos Undivided? Come on, don't cry when you break your foot after striking my armour...

If this fool tries to stop me, try to counter kick him in the crotch.

[Glass]

Are you really so foolish that you try to stop Chaos Undivided?

This is M&M. Are you really so foolish to believe that he won't roll a 6?

[CABL]

Are you really so foolish that you try to stop Chaos Undivided?

This is M&M. Are you really so foolish to believe that he won't roll a 6?

I still can respawn as someone else if Eliphas kicks the bucket. I have a SHITTON OF CHARACTER CONCEPTS!

[Glass]

Are you really so foolish that you try to stop Chaos Undivided?

This is M&M. Are you really so foolish to believe that he won't roll a 6?

I still can respawn as someone else if Eliphas kicks the bucket. I have a SHITTON OF CHARACTER CONCEPTS!

I've got plenty of characters: porn star, Doomguy, Randomly Generated General from Rome: Total War, etc.

As you've mentioned.

[johiah]

Aww man, I was off camping and missed a turn.
Grey knight! Use your psychic abilities to assist me in hunting down that traitor Eliaphas.
The rest of you, follow him!
Follow the grey knight in pursuit of Eliaphas. Attempt to counter whatever he does.

(To the police)
Do nothing to those in pursuit of justice, but aid would be appreciated against Eliaphas the tratior.