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[Rethi-Eli]

Smallpox is the superweapon. If even one peasant happens to stray too near the corpse of an infected soldier...

Pow.

Bioweapons can backfire with ease.

[ziizo]

no the Bible your only weapon. you have no choice but to use your skills in diplomacy to convince enemy soldiers to join your side.

"WOLOLO WOLOLO"

[Glass]

no the Bible your only weapon. you have no choice but to use your skills in diplomacy to convince enemy soldiers to join your side.

"WOLOLO WOLOLO"

[Enemy post]

Hey, if all the humans here die of smallpox, I and the autoknights will technically win the battle.

[ZM5]

[6]
The... concoction is reluctantly taken by a few soldiers, and after several minutes of irregular breathing and general unresponsiveness, they awake. Tests reveal that they are indeed strong and hardy, capable of lifting hundreds of pounds, mentally, they are essentially oxen. Not particularly what you were going for.

Hmm...That gives me an idea.

Try to figure out a way to fill the enemy's supplies with the concoction - after all, what use is their strength if they act like docile, simple-minded animals?

[Glass]

[6]
The... concoction is reluctantly taken by a few soldiers, and after several minutes of irregular breathing and general unresponsiveness, they awake. Tests reveal that they are indeed strong and hardy, capable of lifting hundreds of pounds, mentally, they are essentially oxen. Not particularly what you were going for.

Hmm...That gives me an idea.

Try to figure out a way to fill the enemy's supplies with the concoction - after all, what use is their strength if they act like docile, simple-minded animals?

I see no way this could backfire.

No way at all...

[Smoke Mirrors]

Hi, Glass drafted me in.

The Castle's Alchemist

I attempt to improve the ox's strength formula in order for it to be affective for our soldiers.

I would like to request that someone recovers the Komodo dragon, its saliva appeared to be volatile enough to kill a man a few minutes after he got licked by it.

EDIT: Just an idea, we collect all the bodies so that their blood and ashes can be used for magic. For example, take the guy the Komodo killed and use him to make a rune that would make the dead Komodo continue to salivate. Runes should be thematically connected to how they died.

[FallacyofUrist]

Be an owner of a coffeehouse on a different continent entirely.

[Slick]

Hey, if all the humans here die of smallpox, I and the autoknights will technically win the battle.

You mean my Auto-Knights.

[Glass]

Hey, if all the humans here die of smallpox, I and the autoknights will technically win the battle.

You mean my Auto-Knights.

You mean my work crews.

[Slick]

The Inventor gets to work once more.

The Inventor creates a 33-Barreled Organ who's guns will be divided among three rows, allowing one set to be aimed and fire, another to cool, and the final to be loaded.

For reference:
http://www.da-vinci-inventions.com/33-barreled-organ.aspx
http://www.museoscienza.org/english/leonardo/invenzioni/organo33.asp
https://allaboutleonardo.wordpress.com/war-machines/
http://le45168.weebly.com/inventions.html
http://www.hexapolis.com/2015/02/21/8-inventive-designs-of-leonardo-da-vinci-that-have-modern-day-counterparts/

[Shadowclaw777]

My most trusted lieutenant continues on to Plan B, to be on the job constructing a fellow pentagram/caster's circle on the battlefield to resurrect the Glorious Cavalry leader I was, unknowingly it will combine my essence with the one of a demon. Making me a horrible abomination to terrorize the invading army

(You want an idea that can go terribly wrong?, well you got one)

[Glass]

My most trusted lieutenant continues on to Plan B, to be on the job constructing a fellow pentagram/caster's circle on the battlefield to resurrect the Glorious Cavalry leader I was, unknowingly it will combine my essence with the one of a demon. Making me a horrible abomination to terrorize the invading army

(You want an idea that can go terribly wrong?, well you got one)

By the dragons.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Bump, we still need a few more actions.

[Glass]

We've got 9 actions... hm...

Let's try this again:


Harken, my compatriots! We stand at desperate times, and under desperate conditions, and we are desperately undermanned. As thus, I want you - all of you - to help us call reinforcements!

Please, send the following message to all those you believe will aid us. The message reads as follows:

"Come, my allies, and help break the siege around Castle Adjilia!

We only have 9 actions lined up for this coming turn, which really isn't enough to keep up the pace. We need more fighters, enchanters, engineers, and the like to successfully protect our land and life. With your assistance, we can fight off the invading force!

Please, my friends! We need you!"

Everyone, make sure to do your part in the protection of Adjilia; send this letter to all those you think will care to assist us!