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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #390 on: March 14, 2017, 08:17:31 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #391 on: March 14, 2017, 11:12:00 am »

You declare a meeting with the poor of the capital city where you will dispense the trinkets as gifts to the peasantry!

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During the ceremony many a peasant gets a coin, an old jewel or piece of cheap jewellery. Thousands receive the items and thousand praise your name.

Few days later, the last of Dahnian troops leave the Duchy and return home.

960 AD, Winter

Your wife gives birth to another boy! She names him 'Ulan'.

960 AD, Midwinter

Profits from the copper mines arrive to your Treasury.

A delegation of dwarves arrives at the gates of your Palace as well.

A) Let them in.
B) Dismiss them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #392 on: March 14, 2017, 11:12:45 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #393 on: March 14, 2017, 11:18:07 am »

Leery as I am to get caught up in the elf-dwarf race war again, I suppose it can't hurt to at least hear what they have to say.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #394 on: March 14, 2017, 11:18:39 am »

You have them let into the palace.

"Greetings, Duke Tven." The leader of the delegation of pale dwarves, draped in black and greens, bows his head. "We have heard that you have an entrance to the deep underground where the Toqva live. Truly it is a good thing you stopped them from bringing devastation upon your land. We offer, for a price of course, to collapse the tunnel they made and infuse the earth and rocks with magics that will repel these savage critters from the depths."

A) Attempt to negotiate with them.
B) Pay up at once.
C) Politely decline their offer.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #395 on: March 14, 2017, 11:24:57 am »

Hey, sweet. If we deal with the... Toqva, we won't risk needing our deplenished army anytime soon. I don't even want to risk negotiations going poorly, so let's just pay up.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #396 on: March 14, 2017, 11:34:10 am »

Hum. The dwarfs are sorta massive assholes, it's hard to tell if when they say "savage critters" that's literal and there's no hope of taming them or if it's just more dwarfs being assholes about them and it's actually possible to have peaceful contact with their tribes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #397 on: March 14, 2017, 11:48:21 am »

Your wife gives birth to another boy! She names him 'Ulan'.
Rain is a very nice name. I approve!

And in this scenario...why not go A, and then C, because probably while these are fearsome foes--we can talk about it with the KING if ever there's better to deal from it.

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I mean it's not like they'll come FULL FORCE AND RAVAGE our lands anytime soon after depleting a lot of their numbers. :v
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #398 on: March 14, 2017, 12:00:49 pm »

Lets try A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #399 on: March 14, 2017, 12:44:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #400 on: March 14, 2017, 12:47:40 pm »

C. We don't know the nature of the magic they want to pump in our earth. Who is to say it is only harmful to the Lizards?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #401 on: March 14, 2017, 12:55:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #402 on: March 14, 2017, 12:58:06 pm »

You attempt to negotiate something else than just front-up payment.

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"We've heard that you do not have much in terms of income and wealth, so we offer to postpone collection of the payment for our services for, say, 5 years."

A) Deal!
B) No deal.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #403 on: March 14, 2017, 01:02:01 pm »

We actually have enough wealth at the moment, but whatever. Postponed payment it is!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #404 on: March 14, 2017, 01:06:58 pm »

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Why would we defer payment for later when we don't know if we'll be able to afford it later.
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