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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #255 on: March 08, 2017, 03:54:44 pm »
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Quote from: Imic on March 08, 2017, 03:54:10 pm
Speak with the king of Dahnia to see what to do, he might hell us with the power of the royal treasury...
Otherwise, A.

'Hell us' is a surprisingly accurate mistake.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #256 on: March 08, 2017, 03:59:51 pm »
Quote from: Draignean on March 08, 2017, 03:54:44 pm
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Quote from: Imic on March 08, 2017, 03:54:10 pm
Speak with the king of Dahnia to see what to do, he might hell us with the power of the royal treasury...
Otherwise, A.

'Hell us' is a surprisingly accurate mistake.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #257 on: March 08, 2017, 04:09:12 pm »
You have the Treasurer take them to the Treasury so they can work out the details of their payment.

They leave with rather small amount of money, all things considered.

959 AD, Mid-Spring

Two diplomacy situations to deal with today; one is an envoy that bears a marriage proposal from Kingdom of Lametania, while the other is a group of elves with guard and few cloth-covered wagons. You decide to...

A) Talk with the group of elves first.
B) Talk with Lametanian envoy first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #258 on: March 08, 2017, 04:10:41 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #259 on: March 08, 2017, 04:12:10 pm »
Woahly crap! The elves are actually going to pay us? I would've bet money on them not doing so.
I mean, we totally deserve it. And a pile of gold besides. Make that 3.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #260 on: March 08, 2017, 04:13:48 pm »
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Elf assassins here we come.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #261 on: March 08, 2017, 04:18:39 pm »
GASP! Will we be getting our super duper spec ops ninja dudes after all?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #262 on: March 08, 2017, 04:32:06 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #263 on: March 08, 2017, 04:43:12 pm »
You agree to see the elves first.

The ten or so of them are clad in shiny chainmail, while the elf leading them is wearing a tunic decorated with silver thread and silver leaves.

"Greetings, Duke of Tven. Your predecessor honorably kept his word and did went against the dwarves, albeit he failed in his noble nedeavour to destroy Ankurvat. Still, we were impressed by his guile and therefore our King has decided to reward your peoples after all. We bring a two hundred of the moonthread cloaks that we feel are valuable enough to compensate for the loss of such a magnificent leader and the men who fell with him." You decide to...

A) Demand they give you all that was agreed upon with Merachd.
B) Accept the cloaks.
C) Imprison the elves and turn them over to the Dwarves as an extra means of apology for the whole siege deal.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #264 on: March 08, 2017, 04:45:59 pm »
A!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #265 on: March 08, 2017, 04:48:22 pm »
Eh, personally I think gaining favour with them is probably the bigger reward. I feel like if we keep cooperating with them, we'll get better stuff.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #266 on: March 08, 2017, 04:49:49 pm »
Quote from: heydude6 on March 08, 2017, 04:48:22 pm
Eh, personally I think gaining favour with them is probably the bigger reward. I feel like if we keep cooperating with them, we'll get better stuff.

Cooperating with them probably means fucking with the dwarves, which is a Terrible IdeaTM.

Regardless, let's go with B. Free title and some moonthread cloaks? Things are coming up Estwalf at last!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #267 on: March 08, 2017, 04:50:25 pm »
B

Let's just steer a neutral path for a moment.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #268 on: March 08, 2017, 04:55:08 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #269 on: March 08, 2017, 04:57:13 pm »
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Neutral path Building favor with themseems the best.

Quote from: Haspen on March 08, 2017, 04:43:12 pm
You agree to see the elves first.
The ten or so of them are clad in shiny chainmail

Mithril?
« Last Edit: March 08, 2017, 05:06:28 pm by vastaghen12 »
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