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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #240 on: March 08, 2017, 03:26:22 pm »

B and D.

We wouldn't want to tax the already vaguely upset peasants, and King Tinwulf has no reason to hate us as we just got onto the job. At this rate, we already have to be doing better than that last guy.
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« Reply #241 on: March 08, 2017, 03:28:15 pm »

B and D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #242 on: March 08, 2017, 03:29:59 pm »

B and D

As has been said for the first, and as for the second... in for a penny, in for a pound. Hell, having a few veterans should boost the morale of the remaining soldiers.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #243 on: March 08, 2017, 03:36:23 pm »

You send the money and the letter asking for the troops.

959 AD, Spring

The guards arrive at your throne room - a delegation of dwarves demands to speak with you. The guards ask what to do about them.

A) Get rid of them bearded ones, please and thank you!
B) Fine, let them in, even if it won't be a pleasant meeting.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #244 on: March 08, 2017, 03:37:59 pm »

B! Let us speak with our new dwarven overlords. I don't think they were particularly hurt by the siege, were they? It was mostly an opportunity to show the Grand Duke that they're the business.
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« Reply #245 on: March 08, 2017, 03:38:25 pm »

B

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #246 on: March 08, 2017, 03:40:39 pm »

B. We can explain that it was just our idiot predecessor, not us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #247 on: March 08, 2017, 03:43:58 pm »

B.

Indeed. We have the blood of those who were loyal and staunch allies of the dwarves in our veins. Though, we probably never did pay them back after Luathbas...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #248 on: March 08, 2017, 03:44:56 pm »

You let the dwarves in.

The smelly creatures are clad in purple and dark green robes, and except their scrawny, short beards they are bald on their heads to the point of shinyness.

"Greetings, o Duke of Tven. Your soldiers under the rule of your predecessor has dared to invade our land and lay siege to our city of Ankurvat. Trade was broken and profits were slashed. We demand compensation... or there will consequences." The dwarves, per usual for their kind, are straight-to-the-point. You think for a moment before...

A) Agreeing to pay them some money.
B) Refusing their demands.
C) Attempting to talk your way out of this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #249 on: March 08, 2017, 03:45:57 pm »

A, if there's a lesson to be learned then it's to definitely not fuck with dwarves.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #250 on: March 08, 2017, 03:48:09 pm »

A. While it was not us, it was our people.

And to be fair, we might have stood a chance of victory, but dual 1's really sort of put the neck-tie on the old Duke. At this point, I think we should only consider war as a last minute alternative.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #251 on: March 08, 2017, 03:50:54 pm »

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« Reply #252 on: March 08, 2017, 03:51:29 pm »

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« Reply #253 on: March 08, 2017, 03:53:48 pm »

Yeah, fair enough. We should pay up.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #254 on: March 08, 2017, 03:54:10 pm »

Speak with the king of Dahnia to see what to do, he might hell us with the power of the royal treasury...
Otherwise, A.
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